Judge — June 25, 1932 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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a baliplay winter and spinach,” I said. “But,” Mac cried, “What about the two boon companions of men? Where’ll we get in touch with them?” “Well,” I said, “They say apple- jack sroes well with a cornroast; hard cider is wonderful in front of a roar- ing fire; and there will be farmerettes with apples blooming in their chee! : Mae got mellow. “It's yoing to be hard for the city fellers with those farmerettes. They say they for country boys now because busi- ness slickers have become the numbers. When do we leave Just then Mac reached for a blonde and caught her. Before I could stop n he had his hat and stick and puted as he left “I'll see you down East soon. In the meantime I'm going to get a xi and inspect Nature up in Central Park!” I'm afraid Mac’ll never yet further in raising mint in old high hats on i4th Street. keep all deadly than Salty Yarn Te boarding cutter that goes down New York Bay and me all the liners at Quarantine had a hand with a hangover on deck the other day. The Upper Bay was covered with fog and they were off to meet the Ie de France and some- how this heady sailor was given the bow as lookout. Every once in a while he would call back to the wheelhouse. such things as “Fer at two points off starboard — bow “Robin's ai Light Abeam and “Bellbuoy off the port bow. Suddenly as they eased slowly thru the fog, he made a sudden movement and cried “Man ahead sawing wood!” As he was, he cutter had run round on Staten Island. Sweet Adolescence A CERTAIN young man, who by the ay, claims to be forty per-cent , prefers the heish-ho WELL BE ABERCROMBIE &, FITCH FARMERS: AMAL JUDGE sort of a life. It therefore fitted in well with his pro- yram of life when his family decided to make a long motor trip through Canada. My friend collected all those to whom he owed social debts and brought them to his home. In the course of the merry proceedings every- one got what is known as yilded and one youny lady remembering her Domestic Science course at Barnard and wishing to put it to the test, decided to m some biscuits. Just like that. Make some biscuits. Be- fore anyone could drive or thump this thought from her pretty little head she had brought forth about seventeen dozen biscuits. As the festivities reached some sort of a noisy apex, the phone rang suddenly. My friend listened as best he could to the simple an- nouncement from his father —that the motor trip had been shortened and here was his family back in town and having dinner. Home, they said, in a half hour. The young man had to act fast. He did, and cleared the house in no time. Before the party swept unsteadily from the house was a fury of tidying up rette butts under sofas—empty ses into the ba rd and the enteen dozen biscuits in the adbox. xt morning at t nd had one of those ne frightened hangovers. “Hum”, said his mother. biscuits?” “Oh”, he said in a weak way, his face deep in soft-boiled eggs. “Oh, I had nothing to do the other after- noon, and | thought I’d whip up a batch of them. They turned out so well I just couldn't stop!” kfast my yous and “Thosc THE HIGH HAT FARM® HUNCH IS OKAY iT ME JUNIOR, PRNIDED THE GIRLS DRESS GyiFy Like ABCNE, AND You CAN To DoTHE MILKING! Sapte Mic/ange ET LUPE NELE2 suits for men e they cool! ... Whit linens for male evening dress double-breasted, and perfectly Kor- rect... . The wheelable aboutable bars made from old ¢ Hot Dog & Lemonade wagons able at the Modernistic Shop at 53d & Madison Ave. - Paul Whiteman at the Bilt- more Cascades. . . . The Victor Rec- ord of “Manon—A Fanta aah Duke Ellington Creole R ody”, also Victor. ... The Apex Book Co at 246 Fifth Ave., for a quite torrid at sale prices. . The sunroot at the Croydon on st 86th St.... Florida for your summer vacation, very, very, cheap! -JUDGE JR. NEAH! — AN! WE'LL AGREE ON ONE WING ~ NET TE RAISE SPINACH! comicbooks.com