Judge — June 25, 1932 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE am <i e j e stairs instead. Y = eS | 7 | . What should I do when my A Now | —— arter comes loose while I am J) PLAYING | e ng down the street? — D. y/o riend, Providence, R. I. | WALLY : ANO OLLIE | s SIAMESE | | ywins [| | \ If you are a man, D. Friend, you might throw br through the nearest plate-glass window to divert attention, and then h: ly fasten it. \ = ” Or you might unfasten the othe YY garter and pretend that’s the way ~<> Hy — you always wear them. But if =a ax _ are a lady, you have no embarrassing =. = = problem at Just stop right © / . = where you are and fix it. —_—— . Do people ever get seats in * subways?—N. Brandhorst, St. Paul, Minn. I never knew subways had seats, (Professor Showers will pay $1 for all Queeries acceptable for answer in this department.) Queeries Answered by Prof. Paul Showers .~ | Do you know of a garage mechanic who was unable to find anything wrong with your car? —A. W. Yast, Butler, Pa. I. do. Once while driving from New York to Montreal, | detected an unfamiliar noise in the motor. As I was not coming back from Mont real, I guessed the trouble was in the engine. I stopped at the next garage. There the mechanic listened to the engine and spent five hours taking it apart, but he could find nothin wrong. The bill came to $17.83. Late that night, when I was twenty- four miles from Montreal, three bearings burned out. | . Was a trunk ever delivered ] Q * without first being hurled to a | concrete floor by the baggage-men? | M. Carothers, Chattanooga, Tenn. A Professor Horgst once sent his aunt a large gyroscope in a trunk for ent. At first the bay- xaye-men were just going to give the trunk the usual Five-Foot-Swing-and- Drop. However its unusual weight roused their interest, and they called three assistants to help them throw it down a flight of stone steps. But comicbooks.com