Judge — June 18, 1932 — page 20: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE Just to Make Things Clear— The tradition that s “get their them if we could, Starr Herald T AILORS do not have a girl in every Y port. That s invented by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer. They have girls in some ports but not in all. —C. F. Adams, Sec'y. of the Navy. Students at girls’ colleges are not always ravishingly beautiful. The motion pictures are to blame for the tradition and it is not true. —William A, Neilson, Pres. of Smith. All villains do not wear mus- taches. In fact, a good many of them are clean shaven, though every once in a while we arrest a man with a beard. The movies are to blame. —Commissioner Mulrooney. Football games are not always won in the last minute. That w tradi- tion invented by the movies. We win them before if we can, Fielding H. Yost. The famous tradition that news- paper reporters are always drunk is an invention of Hollywood. They get drunk if they can. —Ogden Reid, Editor, Herald Tribune. —ASS. “Believe me, if this doesn't grow hair, I’m through!” comicbooks.com