Judge — June 4, 1932 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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Knuckles and Feathers By Percy Crosby JUDGE presents this column without regard to its agreement or disagreement with the ideas and opinions expressed by the author, Percy Crosby, one of America’s most interesting commentators. HE dry senator could not keep his appointment with the por- trait painter, so the artist put pince-nez glasses on a balloon and won first pri It is known that every cause has effect, and if we remove the cause, the effect will e care of itself. For example: Repeal the 18th Amendment and gangdom will collapse overnight. its Every picture of a Prohibition reformer has the same blank ex- pression save for the slit mouth, suggestive of a cracked pot with a curl in the middle of the forehead. The Editor. The American people will be glad to know that Hoover is willing to accept a dollar a year, and few can say he hasn't earned it. Suggested Banquet~ An A an tribe entertaining 3ishop Cannon as their speaker, on the subj “The Advantages of the Chur Host: I am having a dry states- man to dinner tonight but do not be alarmed. He only votes dry and likes his drink as much as the next fellow. Ah, I see—swine with Foreign Armies Do Not Wait for Elections Absorb ‘That Overflow During the drinking year of 1931, untold millions of pianos, mantelpieces, side- hoards, eseritoirs and end tables were Absolutely Ruined by the GIN RING MENACE! ONLY FISH 'NDULGE IN SPLASHING,) 2 At Your Next Party Protect Your Furniture Put a Dr. Seu COASTER | Beneath Every Glass Attractive | Colors Hilarious Coasters Dr. Seuss (Coaster Division) JUDGE, 18 East 48th St, N. Y. City Dear Di in your Anti-Ring Ring. 1 encl (Fifty Cents for ea box of Eight.) Name City and Sta comicbooks.com