Judge — May 28, 1932 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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SIAV"GCORGE PARIS Mothersills RELIEVES STOMACH DISTRESS WHEN TRAVELING Pre-eminent Hotel Success ———— DETROIT’S FINEST UPTOWN HOTEL + + is near the General Motors, Fisher and New Center Buildings, also automobile plants. A courteous thoughtful staff. Excellent Cuisine Luxurious rooms at $3.00 per day. THE Abington at 700 SEWARD | went out. —who'll | the Silver King golf SKIPPY (Continued from What page 5) SNoops body? Skippy: Well, a good body what has a A-1 soul that keeps the body inside as polished an’ clean as the kitchen of a battleship, so itself when it gets called. SNoopsy: What do ya mean “when about a good “Come SNOOPSY: An’ rest? Ippy: Yes. It’s been good, ain’t -kept the body polished inside an’ out? Well, that soul is like a firefly. Suppose you lost your father Wi ve good man, an’ you're out in the dark night an’ you asked if he was any place around a sudden you saw a glow lik an’ it lit up for a minute an’ then That'd mean that your tellin’ you to stop your cause he was watchin’ all "he ad the light without 3rush your teeth an’ comb your halt an’ I'll take ya up to the minister, but don’t be crackin’ peanuts on the rug. Oh, I don’t know though, he wouldn't care. Onl; ya'd have to pick'em up, I'll tell 4 that. SNnoops tell me to k Pope? Skippy: Listen, if some o’ fanyatics suddenly saw the Japanese take the count they'd say, cared the life outa us. We thought you was the Pope.” Snoopsy: But we though, ain’t it? Skippy: Certainly we got souls Anyway, Americans has got souls. I ain’t so sure about foreigners. Snoops Has big men bigger souls than little men? Skippy: Well, I ain't so sure, but I don’t think a soul is measured like a tailor would measure ya for a suit I know, ) me but would he es peeled for the the have — souls | o’ clothes. Snoopsy: How do ya know? Skippy: Well, suppose I'm sellin’ apples on a box, see, an’ a very little man comes along. soon 8 him ya’re lookin’ for the rest of the rs comes to me e buy an apple buy my apples?” An’ he rubs his nose to keep from blub- berin’ an’ then gives me a quarter Have you entered your slogan in ball contest? See your pro.—Advt. 28 without takin’ a guy like th Snoop T SKIPPY way, van app te. Well, sir, sot a soul on stilts. was nice of him. I'm just supposin’. Any- the next guy comes along stoop- in’ under the clouds, he’s that big, an’ I yo over me act again, “Who'll buy an apple—oh, who'll buy me apples?” An’ with that, he kicks over me stand. Ya know right away a guy like that’s got a soul like a raisin—no, a currant. An’ that’s Snoopsy terestin’. It certainly is very in- SPORTS (Continued from page 8) ter stick to the lony shot.” 1 duy up twenty five smacks, which is quite a lot o ratch for me at any time and put it all on a little horse called Starfire. What a sweet race that baby ran! He led all the w thundering down past the stand he got nosed out by a hea Or maybe he got headed out by a nos . « have it either way. Oh Sta was that the decent thing to do? But leaving my fortunes out of this (and after all I did help the anti- hoarding boys) I can’t help thinking that there is a deal of truth in what the old horsemen say when they aver racing does a whole lot to help end the depression, At Miami last winter they spent over two millions on a new race track and at the same time gave work to hundreds of men. The sum of seventeen millions was bet during the three months of racing down there. The railroads benefited, the hotels gained a lot of guests, alfalfa hit a new high and the bookmaker’s daughters all managed to afford that extra in Paris at the Sorbonne. a ambling proposition, how- ever, I fear Mr. Selfridge has been luckier than I. It seems I am like that old horse player who, when asked what luck he had enjoye the track that afternoon r well, gee, I picked the winners of the first five races and I would have had the sixth too if I'd had any dough left to put on it!” —R. D. What I Promise If Elected President I am victorious at the polls next November I personally pledge my- self to see that you get: Free camping grounds. Free speech. Free wheeling. Free air. Free use of public funds. Free garden seed. Free guesses, y “ree rousing cheers. r your comicbooks.com