Judge — May 21, 1932 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Complete Description Tre kind of person who worries r whether or not an American am dor es a drink in a for- eign country. Something must be done to stim- ulate buying on the stock exchange, says a broker. What about calling the place Ye Olde Stocke Shoppe? And if President Hoover still wants a prosperity song he might revive “I've Got Five Dollars.” That seems like prosperity now. Movie motto—'Tis better to have loved and divorced than never to have had any publicity at all. Modern Mariner—Beer, everywhere, and not a drop substitute so we can give it up in- stead of giving up coffee. er “Are all the news cameramen here?” “Yes, your honor “Lights O. K.? “Yes, your honor.” “Sound O. K.? “Yes, your honor.” “Good, then let justice take its course.” Hold Everything V E didn’t mind holding the bag when the bottom dropped out of the market a few years ago. What annoyed us was discovering that the bag had no bottom, either. They say that times are getting to be so bad that John D. Rockefeller is ‘ giving away stocks instead of dimes. Tw Roehl All things come to him who waits —except the waiter. And everyone loves a good loser “What if I do owe you eight years’ alimony? Can't you if he loses to them. spare me a dime for a cupa coffee?” 22 comicbooks.com