Judge — May 21, 1932 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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FUDGE The Candidate Proposes “ ou have with you as pal speaker this evening . Wentworth Chee- ler, candidate for your husbe Slap) Have a cigar? I have | in this vicinity all my life and h during this period enjoyed the re- spect, confidence, and admiration of all the local feminine citizens. “My past record and reputation n for your inspection as to y to serve as your husband. hout a doubt, the most able, generous, handsome, ished, cheerful, attractive, deserving, and trustworthy man in this grez ity!” ME your indecision is the of the contemptible, in- sidious work of my honorable oppo- nent who is afraid to come out in the open and allow you to choose between us on merit alon Now! ap) Have 2? Do you realize that my honorable oppo- nent is the most worthless, iniqui- | tous, 8 querulo fish, dishonest, wasteful, deceitful, and corrupt \ scoundrel who ever asked a girl to N mi him? Do you? Woot HOSE CO - Ah! Here is your baby sister! Come to your sister’s future hus- band, baby. (Kiss, kiss) Isn't she the sweetest, most adorable little girl in the whole world? “Now! You | rossroads of your li for Cheeler d follow the smooth highway of contentment and love-—not the rocky road of regret and sorrow! I promise that you shall have every thing you s ! (Fist land solidly in open palm) All you need do is marry me! Elect me your f time ge answer an alarm ata bee farm! hushane jane ve Happy with Ch cigar? 9 > a Y Wy Wildy ih Yn ” <7! — ale senliberasaten. WPAN AN /ANLLATA WSEMAN 7 comicbooks.com