Judge — May 14, 1932 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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SKIPPY Continued from page 3) arr: What Scorpio? Skippy: Oh, it’s a sign in the heavens, Yappy: What Skippy: It does it advertise? don’t advertise any- thin’, it just means that if you're born under Scorpio, that’s the star what's in the ascendant when you born, an’ you've got a rotten disposi- tion. Unless you make life hard for If, you'll never be happy. Appy: An’ that’s why ya're goin’ te marr zie? Skippy: An’ that’s why xoin’ to get back at me some v another, so the horoscoper sa I figure who am I to be tellin stars where to get off. Oh, I wish I'd never met the woman downstairs. Yappy: Take my vice ‘cause my sxrandfather was a farmer, an’ his'n father was a farmer, an’ not one o° them ever planted barley or anythin’ else when the stars was out—just forget the whole thing. Skippy: Well, that’s the first ray of sunshine I've had today. Yappy: How did horoscopin’ stuff anyway? Skippy: The woman downstairs said she thought I v spiritual an’ oughta have it checked up with the horoscoper. So after the horoscoper put me on the cartwheel she found out that I was a little spiritual but I into this I was mostly material. Yappy: What do ya mean by ma- terial—spiritual an’ material? Savvy me up. Skippy: Well, as she explained it to me, the spiritual part of me packed with angels, an’ the material part was all animal, rarin’ to go all the time. I don’t know how to tell ya about it, but she said I was a centaur, Yappy: A what? Skippy centaur. Well, you know. centaur—a sort of a—well, a man with a horse oughta be. where his pants Solution of Last Week’s Puzzle I suppose “Youwling already, ¢ Wrestling for Fun OF GLUNK is just an amateur. But if he ever went professional I'd be willing to offer any odds that he could trim Jim Londos, Strangler Lewis and the rest of ‘em. Some of the boys think Joe is aging a little. That's cheap talk. Joe is better now than he ever was. I know. [saw him in a match only last week, and there never was any doubt that he’d win. fe'd lined up a heavy one, too. Before the bout started things looked tough for Joe. He only grinned and gave me a wink that said: “I'll roll this baby before you know it.” For just a moment he crouched, shoulders hunched, arms spread out, the glint of battle in his eyes. Then he leaped in, like a huge gorilla at- tacking a foe. They tangled. In five seconds they were all over the place. Joe got a hammerlock, a_half- Nelson and four other holds in quic succession. They went up in the air, me down, rolled over, bounced up in. Jo hing was an angry hiss. He was getting mad, And when Joe gets mad “Joe! Don’ shout as his more furious! “You'll break something!” “T'll show this pile of junk a thing or two!” he grated, and they were off in. Well, it wasn’t for long. Joe on his feet, now he was down again, but he never loosened his hold. Clump!...Bump!...Ouch!.. .Ooof ! -Then Joe, with an almost super- human effort, got his opponent tied up tight d I cut loose with a wild myself hucks, that was ea: said Joe, modestly. Now, having got this cockeyed bed roll tied up, let’s throw it in the back of the car and get going before I find a frying pan or some- thing I forgot to put in.” On Grapefruit or with Ginger Ale Abbott's Bitters! 50c bottle, 25c. Write DeptJ3,P.0.B.44,Baltimore,Md.—Adv., | an LEG-o-MATIC BRIDGE SETS FOR THE MODERN table Ni Antomat ment or Parniture Stores LORRAINE METAL MFC. CO.. 352 FOURTH AVE WEw YORK. WY. Leg-0-Matie table w selected fi son Conte IN BOSTON The Hotel Kenmore ddress fh Bath Your distinctive Boston 400 Luxurious Rooms — eac Tub-Shower t\ Commonwealth Avenue at Kenmore Square By eC P. Dodson Pre-eminent Hotel Success —————— DETROIT'S FINEST UPTOWN HOTEL + + is near the General Fisher and New Motors, Center Buildings, also tomobile plants. A courteous thoughtful stoff Excellent Cuisine Luxurious rooms ot $3.00 per doy. THE Abing ton at 700 SEWARD