Judge — May 7, 1932 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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THEY SUFFER MOST 'N times of financial depression and unemploy= ment, sand orphaned children tly, they suffer most. need help—money help —for food and clothing and creature comfor It is for them that we ask your belp this Mothers Day. Whatsoever your mother would do for » sick neighbor or hungry child, do in her name for unemployed and destitute mothers and children who lack the comforts and necessitics of life. ‘The Golden Rule Mothers Fund will be distrib~ uted through the most efficient agencies «here the need fe most cute. Give for mothers—for their children—the gift that will make them happiest. Lets Make This-A “GOLDEN RULE” Knuekles ana Feathers By Percy Crosby JUDGE presents this column without regard to its agreement or disagreement with the ideas and opinions expressed by the author, Percy Crosby, one of America’s most interesting commentators, ure of a dead eagle and un- neath the inscription: “The land the spree and the home of the knave.”” When the south objected to the yovernment’s dictatorship they im- mediately seceded from the union. But now that the south has taken the government from the north with- out the firing of a shot, the so-called yankee spirit is found wan i. While the northerners know that liquor tax will ye the nation, they dare not raise a suggestive They submit to the whip of th south, cringing under the extra tax. Southerners are either the greate: diplomats in the world or they are expert cattlemen. And the cries of congressmen, claiming that they want to protect the poor storekeepers from bearing the burden of extra tax should win the Pulitzer prize for humor. Where were the voices of these crusaders when poor storekeepers had to y heavy tolls to racketeers? And why do Southerners yo to the The Editor expense of Senators when the wax works supply figures to hold down the seats in the Senate, owned by the Anti-Saloon League and the W.C.T.U. At very little expense, a mechanism could be placed in these figures which would fa-ma” or “Da-da,” whenever M Boole or McBride entered the Senate The “Timid soul:” Any citizen of the United States who is not a dry or a gangster. Suggestion to the underworld Kidnap Congress then send the fol- lowing note to the American people demanding ransom: “A penny for your thoughts.” Mr. Garner may criticize President Hoover, but has there been anything in Mr. Garner's actions, suggestive that he is other than a straddler him- self on Prohibition? Ballot Boxing Continuance of the Methodist Isth Amendment LISTEN, GENTS! Give THIS DAME AHAND ’CAUSE IT WAS HER'N EFFORTS WHAT DONE AWAY WITH THE —~ SALOON AN' PUT YOUSE GUYS WHERE YEZ ARE TODAY. Mlotheas Day TUTTLE tP OCALD WELL RY UL GILL MONE Dollars RULE MOTHERS pplind by the Con re ment needed, unless ayprvifically d ted below | This gift is to | | ! | ond used for bie to the Golden Rule Foundation | | ! | | ! | | | ! | | | | comicbooks.com