Judge — April 23, 1932 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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HIGH HAT (Continued from page 23) | heard Machamer say, “W matter? Am I overdrawn? | With that Mr. McStash destroyed | the phone and ordered a storm squad of Vice-Presidents to accompany him tu Mac's studio. Conclusion wet happened at the I'll never know. I }that the party immediately tried to attach several of Mac’s models, who ved themselves by reminding them hat high living did for the gentle- of the Bank of the United studio believe In riposte, I believe the receivers ed a round table conference and decided Mac would have to cut down on his studio overhead. Hereafter, he would have to draw on old grocery bags with stove charcoal, and use his widlady as a model. | do know, however, that every- thing’s all right again. It seems my erstwhile employers found a treas- re buried under the floor of the Office y before the De- pression, by a Captain Kidd. This dangled in front of the nose of ) Mr. MeStash, the Receiver. He con- ented to let us have our magazine lack again. It was quite a struggle for him, tho, for I understand the ‘newly risen editor in him had a pretty good grip on him—his blue pencil ambitions were roused. But the commercial was too deeply rooted and he succumbed to the material- Judge ic. Almost everything was returned to me. I say “almost” everything. My address book is missing and I'll never see that private stock again. He can have the paper clips and the blonde trick from Moshulu P’kway. )She was always commercial-minded herself. | understand, ried to type, altho he has re- he has not entirely JUDGING shower her with expensive and that it is only a matter of time until she has saved enough to jtuke the hero off his elevator and set him up in marriage. Sometimes, of course, she lays down her life to pay for her little sins in New York, Paris, France, and Rome; sometimes she rams her Hispano-Suiza into a tree, and sometimes she is shot by a fi squad (this is the one I like) n “Shopworn” you don’t c: at goes on—just so something pens to her finally. ings, THE (Continued from page given up literature. He has recently been given to submitting pieces (funny ones) to the humorous mag- azines. Wait till I lay my hands on one of them. Will I take animal pleasure in sending it back with a rejection slip marked “No funs!” Anyway, what I meant to say is I'm back on the old hours: 9 to 5, that is 9 p.m. to 5 am. [ still have editor trouble, but it’s only routine. Eye-Queues NE of the miniature detective problems recently presented by iong ally famous writer went this “A man alone in his office one night h hears a burglar at work at the office safe. Unseen, he quickly ex- tinguishes the lights, tiptoes to the dial phone and summons the police. Later, a great criminolo accuses. him of being liar. Why And the answer was, “Nobod. n use a dial telephone in the dark.” Well, what I want to know is what’s wrong | with the whole thing? A lighted candle is placed in the middle of a table and a round object like an orange or a tennis ball is moved around the candle in such a way that a certain mark in the ob- ject is always kept facing the light. When the object has moved a com- plete circle around the flame has it revolved on its own axis? Answers to last week’s:—No, 1: The bear is white. The hunter hap- pens to be within a few yards of the north pole and the bear is just be- yond the pole. The man can either shoot over the pole, which would be due north, or along one of the paral- lels of latitude, which would be due (or east). In either case he ought to hit the bear, which would be a polar bear or white. No. Ten cents. No. Your left elbow. —JUDGE JR. MOVIES of 26) EVERAL months stepped into a “The Church Mouse the boys with her keen anc rem able ability that the play was kindly received. It was bought and made into a movie. The produc hired Miss Marian Marsh, the ng den- trifice advertisement, and a wooden fellow named Warren William, to make the little comedy into a pic- ture. The result, if you could call it even a result, is as maddening a piece of junk as you'll find. zo Ruth Gordon je little play, and so charmed chosen Queen! Th EY called her names, they teased her and left her out of their games and class plays. “She is such an un- attractive child” the teacher said . . . And then Alice’s mother found a way to end the child’s indigestion The difference is great between a smiling, healthy person and one who is handicapped by indigestion, but the cause may be slight. Often Beeman’s Pepsin Gum will relieve the condi- tion. Dr. Beeman had a great idea in putting pepsin in this gum. Chew it every day. The flavor is delicious. Especially made to aid digestion BEEMAN’S PEPSIN GUM comicbooks.com