Judge — April 16, 1932 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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T 0 organization is wider than its broadest scope. But scopes a rule, have a tendency toward flexi- bility. This being true, an organiza- tion may encompass one day what it never could have encompassed a week, or a year, previous. For this reason The International No-Got Association, hitherto restricting its activities to commercial fields, takes this occasion to get flip politically That t government is sound, ssociation does not k to ion. But, the Association feels there is room for improvement. It is suggested, therefore, that a few minor changes be made in Wash ington, with view to greater econ- omies of operation. Arranged in the order of their importance, or unim- portance case may be, these suggestions follow: That a report card system be adopted by the Senate and the House of Representatives. Holders of the rds would be marked in Deport- ent, and any grade received lower in the Passing Mark of 50 would y a penalty—to remain after the ession and dust out the erasers. That the government tax collec- tions be turned over to a competent agency on a commi e No-Got Assoc n€ as on basis and a metering privilege. This effort would engender a spirit. of tax- eagerness among those whose in- comes exceed $100,000 a year Among those whose incomes have been eliminated, a feeling of de sadness would r snatorial cor su ult. mittee be empowered to hold Weekly Baked imassuagea That a Goods Sales in all federal building throughout the nation. The proceeds would be applied on a steady reduc tion of the deficit. All sales would * maintained through donations. That all recesses in both the house and the senate be eliminated. Mem- bers wishing to leave the chambers would do so only on receipt of a nod from the speaker—after holding up either one or two fingers. The officers of the International Association maintain no illusions regarding affairs at Wash ington, having always regarded Washington as a more or less out- of-the-way place and not a ver pl. to visit on foot. N have glossed ov situations that they would otherw have dug nto with a trowel or a tapering-pod auger. Nevertheless, with the Scope- Elasticity they have accumulated, they feel that their suggestions will not come amiss. And, if incorporated in the schedules of the nation’s exec- utives, a fa aching improvement would be noticeable. —CHET SHAFER CAPITAL OF THE MID-SOUTH And one of that section’s greatest rail centers... A natural gateway for a large portion of the south and southwest...Pre eminent as an inland cotton market, asa hard- wood lumber market and as a producer of cotton seed products and mixed feeds . . . this is A progressive city served by a fleet of Missouri Pacific freight and passenger trains that follow the routes of the Sunshine Special, The Texan | id the Southern Scenic | souTiu 1] w Orleans andthe Louisiana 1 SOUTHWEST the north and east. NORTHWEST Thea the White River Valley to sas City, Omahaandthe Norih- nd thea Kansas, Colorado h tothe Pacitie Coast. PACIFIC 7° a DEPENDABLE LINES 2 i) FREIGHT AND { Ie PASSENGER a = SERVICE A SERVICE INSTITUTION MISSOURI PACIFIC STAGES AUXILIARY TO MISSOURI PACIFIC LINES comicbooks.com