Judge — April 9, 1932 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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HIGH HAT (Continued from page 21) Alpin) and the mixings for the il indefinite as to nature. Coca Cola usually or maybe Glostura. Rent, of course, has ne’ been paid, and as for the police, th avoid the place like the cagey fel- lows the police are. Naturally there are no raids—there is nothing t raid. As for the receipts, I don't know about them. There is no cash registe pockets are used and you know how that interferes with cor- rect. bookkeeping. Fancy Figures DEPRESSION story Jones. It was on a train and a business man sat on his s with a sheaf of papers before him. Intent on his work, he counted aloud “Twenty-two thousand, forty thousand, y-three thousand, one hundred and_ three thousand, ete.” This went on for some time. Finally a man sitting behind him, whose business had just layed by Jean tailed and whose brain v reeling with the sound of these magnificent figures, reached over and said “Par- don me, sir, but it seems to me that I am overhearing solvent business figures and I can’t help asking what business you in. Would you mind telling me?” “Not at al id the other. “The ellybean business!” Eye-Queues AmAS owns a pair of scales with which he weighs merchandise that he sells by the pound. Wh ur and only four weights of dif- rent values could he use so that he nuld be able to weigh any given number of pounds of merchandise from one pound to forty pounds in- clusive? Of course he is allowed to ace the weights on either side of the scales. Take ten matches and place them an inch apart. The problem is to pair the matches by jumping one over two and wind up with five pa instead of ten singles. st week's: No. 1: Sutler, ulster, re, rulest, lurest, result, rustle. : A fire-boat. attractions [Tue Crinoline Number in the Nudist Cult manner in “Face the Music” . . . Wrestling Thursd Nights at George Olsen's Night Life place . . . Russell's “Pete” now being shown in the Sunday Mirror 3uster Keaton in “The Passion- ate Plumber”... O!d Jim = Thur- comment on married life: “It ance Co. by the simple process of takes a lot to kill a man!” ... Old- towing it away when you weren't fashioned Boston Soft Clam Chowder looking. The voice further informs on Tues. & Fri. only at Robertson & the car is at a nearby ¢ and Stewart’s Rest’r't, Madison you can have it by producing the ~.. “I'm So Blase song that has cash due immediately. If you can't set them dizzy in London... Allan) lay your hands on the necessary Meane drinking songs over WOR promptly, the racket starts, and you ... The Automatic Bartender sold are out of luck. by the W vlor Co., a cocktail This is what happens. The re inance shaker with recipes printed right Co. sells the car to some crony for on it. an insignificant su ay ». It then proceeds to serve judgment on More Racket you for the remainder of what you owe on the car. The thing yoes to court, you lose and are out (a) one ood automobile and (b) the price of same. It's all quite legal and there’s little you can do about it. FR a particularly foul one. e, it seems, behind in your yments on your car (as tho unybody ever i You are, how- ever, anxious to pay, but a little care- less. You are also careless about leaving the car outside your house. Best Steppers So it comes with a shock to you when you come out of the house one day to find that your car has disap- Snuggle on My Shoulder & Can't We Talk It Over—Selvin—Columbia. peared. You are about to report it tubber Dolly & Liza Jane—Bech- to the police when a phone call comes tel—Columbia. and a voice explains that the car Time Alone Will Tell & Over the has been seized by a member of your Clouds—Payne—Columbia. Q.C.f motor cruisers are sold by the following distributors: Amityville, Long Island = Harold's Yacht Basin, P.O. Box 6 Auburn, New York Lewis E. Springer, $4 Water Street Babylon, Long Island Wayne A. Frost, Shore Road Boston, Mass. Atlantic Radio and Marine Co., 655 Summer Street Chicago, Ilinois = Ward A. Robinson, 8 So. Michigan Blvd. Cincinnati, Ohio Ohio River Motor Boat Co., California Clayton, New York St. Lawrence River Motor & Machine Co. Cleveland, Ohio N. J. Shea, Rocky River Yacht Club Detroit, Michigan Leonard Thomson, Inc., 500 E. Jefferson Ave. Freeport, L. 1. Chatheld’s Marine Sales & Service, Hudson Point Galveston, Texas Robert Sealy Gulfport, Mississippi Connells, Inc. Hartford, Connecticut Huntington, Long Island Newark, New Jersey Newport News, Virginia F. W. Williams, Inc., 76 Maple Avenue Chas. A. Gould, IL, 402 New York Avenue Griggs Sales Company, $26 Broad Street C. P. Amory, C. & M. Bank Bldg. Philadelphia, Pa. Yacht Sales & Service, Inc., 401 N. Broad Street St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis Boat Distributing Co., 2828 Pine Street San Francisco, Calif. John G. Rapp Corporation, 123 Second Street Washington, D.C. Stanley H. Horner, Inc. 1218 Connecticut Ave., N.W. AMERICAN CAR AND FOUNDRY COMPANY MARINE SALON: 217 WEST 57TH STREET + NEW YORK CITY comicbooks.com