Judge — April 2, 1932 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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SLIGHTLY SOUR GRAPES Consolation | A girl who knows What lips are made for Has all her theatre Tickets paid for. ] vert if any mortal lives | Who never splits infinitives. Wits Lam dead, please say of me, he was just as good as she tried to be.” Man—Unusual Subject A man wil And, on the slightest chance, deceive you, But if your love for him should leave ays disbelieve you Watch him scramble to retrieve you. G™ who quote Dickens Are not the first pickin’s. | Watch Her Steps | have pointed toes | ress of beaus. A girl whose shoe Need never fear ¢ And one who chooses four-inch heels | Need never worry ‘bout her meals. Gites who wear black chiffon undies Have breakfast served in bed on Mondays. Motor Note \ girl who lisps and baby talks | Goes out for rides but never walks. As» men who spend their_money <* freely | Went out of date with Horace Greeley —Eveiyxe Love Cooper NEW KIND OF HOTEL LIVING Emagine a 47-story hotel done by world-famous decorators in the manner of luxurious, private homes . . . Imagine a hotel suite with a boudoir-bath utterly different at The Waldorf-Astoria! . . . Everything is so As you enter from fashionable Park Avenue, the Waldorf doesn’t even look like a hotel. Instead of a vast, buzzing area, you enter the Waldorf Foy - Spacious, yet restful, quiet. Beyond, the luxurious lobby with its comfortably furnished tete-a-tete corners . . . softly-lighted, rich-carpeted corridors lined with smart shops... Over all, an atmosphere of good breeding, good livi Again . . . imagine enjoying the Waldorf's new-world luxuries, comforts and convenjences at prices that are moderate even for thoughtful 1932! Artist’s sketch of the Park Avenue Foyer of The Waldorf-Astoria. The Empire Room, delightfully formal, and the Sert Room with its exuberant murals (two of the Waldorf’s four restaurants) are entered from this Foyer. THE WALDORF :ASTORIA PARK AVENUE + 49TH TO SOTH STREETS - NEW YORK