Judge — March 26, 1932 — page 18: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

ys Time to D ean Mr, Silverblatt: I happened to see your Chevrolet on Mount Auburn Street and noticed several of your tires are worn beyond the safety point. Thought you would rather have us call this to your attention than risk a puncture, blowout or skidding accident. Am attaching estimate of your tires that need replacing. V get you on Signets. Let me show you how far I will go. Couldn't you stop sometime in the next few days or phone when I can see you? Very truly yours, Signet Tir E D an Mr. Ridge’ I can't tell you how sorry Iam that I allowed my automobile to be seen with those awful worn tires. I realize now that I had no business even taking it out of the garage that day, but to tell you the truth, it was an as we were almost all out assure you that it will in, ry anxious to Company A. Rid; emergency, of ginger ale. I not happen I glanced over your estimate of my tires that need replacing NINTH NATIONAL BAN tm Retire at your apartment the other day to talk to you about them. I happened to no- tice while there—your wife let me in —that your parlor rug is showing signs of wear and tear, and I suggest that before you throw your next party you get a new one, as you would not want blonde tripping over one some dizzy of the holes. As a matter of fact, your whole apartment could be improved upon, and it ix for that reason as well as to apolo- gize to you that I am writing th In my opinion your apartment is worn ‘way heyond the safety point. I thought you would rather have me call this to your attention than risk a blowout in it ora fight with your wife. I am very anxious to have you sub-lease my apart- ment in place of yours. Speaking of a fight with your wife, I thought looked slightly frayed and worn. I thought here again that vou would rather have me call this to your attention than risk an accident. Couldn't you stop some time in the next few days, but please phone me first. Let me show you how far [ will go. she, too, Very truly yours, —Arthur Silverblatt JUD comicbooks.com