Judge — March 19, 1932 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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WIGH HAT’ (Continued from page 21) small cards reading “Press.” They approach nurse and say, “We're from the rotogravure sections, and we'd like to photograph these children for the There is absolutely Nurse naturally gets all ig what a pleasant sur- prise it will be for mamma and papa when they open their Sunday Roto and meet the smiling physogs of Ju- nior, Barbara, Nancy, Joan, and Peter. So she lets the gents set up the camera and do all the gratis snapping they like. Names and addresses are taken, and so far so good. A few days pass. and then one morning the doorbell rings at Jr., Barbara, ete.’s home. A hardboiled gent asks for mamma, who appears, and is told that this gent has some nice pictures he wants to sell her. When mamma says she is not int ested, the gent “Oh, yes, she i and pulls out some mounted photos of mamma's little bunch of preciouses. The gent is willing to let the three of them go for the modest sum of 00. Mamma is about to demur that she never ordered the pictures, knows nothing of them, and even if she wanted them, it would be too much to 1 Jamma, however, doesn’t do any demurring, for the gent is very hard- hoiled-looking, and mamma_immedi- ately becomes somewhat scared. Prob- ably the words “Racket” and “Spot” leap into her mind, so she meekly says all right, and complains about th price. There is a small bit of hi gling, and the gent finally departs bearing about $18 for three pictures worth about three. And how about it, Mr. Mulrooney? Can't you keep the parks clean for the children? Eye-Queues How many triangles of all sizes can you count in the following: A noy and girl enter public school (not in Utah); give their names as Harry and Harrict Hamilton; claim ACHING MUSCLES! CAN YOU AFFORD TO LET THEM LAY YOU OFF? NY a day at work has been lost by people who permit them: suffer with muscular aches aj And, in times like these, who can afford to miss a single day? Don’t let aching muscles lay you up; it’s so easy to get relief. At the first sign of soreness, take Absorbine Jr. and rub, massage it on the paining parts. Ak most instantly, you will notice a glow- ing warmth of increased circulation—a peaceful relaxation of tired, cramped muscles—a wonderful casing of pain. This is because Absorbine Jr. is a safe “rubefacient.” Doctors will tell you that it helps to stir up sluggish circulation ABSORBINE for years has relieved sore muscles, muscular aches, bruises, burns, cuts, sprains, abrasions | <=: and thereby relieves the sore congestion in muscles, Since Absorbine Jr. will not blister, it can be used with massage and therefore brings double-acting relief from muscular aches and pains, For 40 years, Absorbine Jr. has been a favorite among coaches, trainers and athletes. It’s the wisest precaution against bruises, strains, sprains—against all kinds of muscular ailments. It is an excellent antiseptic. Price, $1.25. For free sample write W. F. Young, Inc., 300 Lyman Street, Springfield, Mass, In Canada: Lyman Building, Montreal. Ft mis Used by Thousands for “ATHLETE'S SS Foot” further that the and one w deny vehe Could these rect? Last week's: No. 1: The prac- tical joker cruelly tendered, but did not actually hand. the dollar to any one of the blind men. Hence each thought one of their number had it, which he hadn't. No, 2: Plus 1300, plus 1500 and minus 3500. are both six ye k of age toa d ntly that they ‘. nd denial be cor- Best Steppers Honest, Really, Truly & I'm Only Guessin’—Waring’s Pas.—Victor. Was That the Human Thing to Do?—Lown—Victor, Of Thee I Sing & Who Cares ?— Ohman & Arden—Victor, Dancing On the Ceiling & Just Friends—Columbia. Auf Wiedersehen, My Dear & Rain on the Roof—Alpert—Columbia. I Love a Parade & Music in My Fingers—Ohman & Arden—Victor. —Jupar, Jn.