Judge — March 12, 1932 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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At Last the Indians Get One Whose Passive Resistance Means Something, HOME TOWN ITEMS Jor! Borts says his oldest_nephew is so gosh-ding incompetent. that he can’t even hold his position in a breadline. Soak Sturgeon gave up his job at the canning factory last month and has since devoted his full time to growing a beard. Uncle Newt Farley is still spry at 92 and gets around faster than a dirty Shep Tatum says it'll sure be tough if science wipes out all sickness and thus destroys the human race’s favor- ite alibi for not working. Uncle Zeke Farley, who, for the past forty years, has divided all in- come with his wife, says the splitting of atoms is no new discovery. Si Garfield had February—only 93 always ready to a any question, he don't you can take both sides and he'll argue in the middle. a dull month in uments. Si’s cither side of ire which—or Tim Foley says this of a certain traveling man: “He's the kind of bird that signs his nickname in quo- tation marks between his given and sir names on hotel registers.” The Plumber Mends His Pipe. Joe Strakatt announces: “The Pos sum County Bank will be closed for four days as Lam going fishing. 1 have left the key with Si Garfield at his store in case anyone should need mone It's not likely the Limpnomore Company will anny Grimes for any more tes als. She wrote “After using three bottles of Limpno- more I don't limp any more. I don't even walk,” Sam Fenway writes from Califor: nia: “So much sunshine here that we have to shovel it off the sidewalks.’ —Bannie Pays comicbooks.com