Judge — March 12, 1932 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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ay, knocking out three triplicate in- voices and a bill of lading in five times at bat. Another feature of the game was the lightning-fast double play made by Dan Shea, unassisted. when he shifted from the red ink to the black ink and arrived at his balance without missing a stroke. Perensnena, Frai—Rookies on the Philadelphia Biscuit Company's hookkee squad are getting a lot of attention from Auditor Klauber. though many of the boys have come up from the Class “Single Entry” circuits, some of them are looki und may plug some bad holes in the “Biscuits” this season. One lad in’ particular, Rookie Bob Fish, up from a small Grand Rapids undertaking establish- ment, has all the ink-marks of a regu Jar. When the occasion arises, he can work from either side of the desk, and seems to have an uncanny head for fig- ures. In fact, he can add up a stri of five-digit figures in his head—a val uable asset for any team. If he keeps on coming, Klauber looks for Fish to fill in regularly at the third desk in front of the window during the playing season, DeWrrr O'Rierre Heads Up! An acrobat has been refused: permis sion to walk a it rope stretched over Broadway. We're afraid he'll have to take his chances in the trathe like the rest of us. And it’s funny how these Hollywood movie stars will have doubles to do all the dangerous things except get-mar- ried for them. JUDGE Sports Wes Londos writhes in Freeman's grip, His groans are only showmanship; When Boucher fouls and Cook is lamed, It's just a stall—the games are framed; And racing is a game that crooks Can in-and-out to please the books. One sport, and only one, is fair The State Commission keeps it square. Would Kearns or Jacobs lend his name To any but an honest game? So we admire and bet upon The boxers—here at Matteawan. —Joux Heme comicbooks.com