Judge — February 27, 1932 — page 14: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE “Well—at last Ah found out what dis piece of sculpture is for!” Peep-peep \ Tent, it will soon be Spring and the tree-sitters will be climbing into their high perches and the baseball hold-outs will be coming down off theirs. There is very little waste in conducting a speakeasy in Brooklyn. The customers drink the liquor and then’ the are stored away until summer when they are sold vall fans for throwing purposes. China should try at once to get from Germany her formula for losing a war and making the victors pay for it Advice to Professionals (Who haven't asked for it) T°: The Taxi Driver. Cut out all this business of cour- teous “Thank you's” when accepting atip. A disgusted grunt will do just as well, or even a sour glance as you pocket the change and roll off, “Al- ways remember that you are doing your fare a favor by merely convey- ing him. Don't be «a piker about horns. Think what a noise you could make with two, or three, instead one! will tract no end of notice then, especiall if you work them continuously when held up in a jam. ‘Turn all corners, regardless. It's a lot easier for a) pedestrian to leap aside th is for you to swing a two thousand-pound bus, isn’t it? Tell them so, if they say anything, and Make "Em Hear It! Make it a point not to have change. Especially around railroad terminals and theatres, where doormen are snap ping and horns are hooting just be- hind. In case the ets peevish, merely snarl at him, “S . do I look like a banker?” He will probably re- lieve your mind on that score. Keep your fare mentally alert by sticking your head back inte the cab every so often and inquiri What number was that now, buddy?” There is no reason why you should tire your brain any more than he should. He'll you posted—espe- if he has girl along and ist said, “Through the park —Stantey Jones irl Who Didn't Get Out and Wath, comicbooks.com