Judge — February 20, 1932 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Games We Love Not to Play— Ping-Pong DixG-roxG is played with a small celluloid) ball that rolls under chairs and sideboards and a’ racket that the player invariably crabs about unless he has brought it himself Rackets are made of wood and faced with rubber, sandpaper, cork or plain wood, All of them make it equally wy to hit the ball under th out the nearest open wink net or If there is only one ball in’ the latter case, the game can become a howling suecess as far as we are concerned Ping-pong is for people with mod- People with My quick reactions suggest rately quick reactions. satio) ky one proposes the imon oor charades whens ne “ Ping-pong is itso called table tennis. DT call it mad ness. Tt is called table tennis because No table to satisfy two opposing ping-pong play nin it is played on a table rs simultaneously has ever bi vented, too long, too short, too high, too low, Tables are too fast, too slow, iry on the eves, placed ine the place in the room, improperly ighted or all of these combined. Py very modest, pong players as a. class are hey admit that they can beat anybody when on their game and let it go at that, practically never claiming to be on their ne. This s them good losers. There are two winning types of ping-pong—the fast game and the slow, steady game. Either of them s equally effective ainst people who have never played the game be- The Student Chiropractor Does His Homework. JUDGE “So you finally decided to come home!” fore. In the fast game you serve 1 ent is ready, and add one point to your score between each four rallies. In the slow you object to his service (which is in i illegal), and call his win- ¢ shots out (claiming the noise he heard was the ball hitting your racket hevend the end of the table). Ping- pong is a. splendid game for wet ver. When the weather isn’t wet hit warps almost all tables. —Panke Comaixas ore your oppe me we enov House Detective Hs, ponderous ubiquity Th To cast Ik moral code intones © iniquity secretly condones comicbooks.com