Judge — January 30, 1932 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE nights. After two more lessons I forgot to pay my alimony, and am now comfortably in jail. Gratefully) you: + John Sun an Here's another one picked at random from our files. Read what this devoted wife says: improvement. For © I sent him to the store ve or some corn and some beans brought home a can of succo- tash. I will gladly endorse your course, but not your cheek. Sincerely, Mrs. G. H. Tilton I am offering these courses per lesson, or a special club rate of for the complete course of ten lessons (FF. O. B.. Cos Cob, Conn.). Think what this means to you. And, if vou pay cash—think what that means to us. No money required when starting the course. Just pay us in full two weeks in adve If vou decide on the “How to Fo . G course, please do not ask us to accept SO ree monthly payments. Send One Dollar in — stamps today for our FRE booklet. Our representative will be pleased to eall “Oh, mama, look at those big dogs!” on vou some Sunday around dinner time. —L. A. Witso~ At Last! Two-Way Memory Courses V wat this country really needs—more than a longer five-cent cigar-butt— is a two-way course in memory training. I will teach you How to Remember or How to t. whichever is best suited to your needs. Visualize what it means to learn to forget your tailor bills, ma- turity dates of notes, and relatives’ ad- dresses. Think, also, of the advantage of learning to remember legal holidays, air mail rates, pay days, invitations to luncheons, your glasses, ete. It is not advisable to take both courses atonce. One lady tried it. She took five lessons in How to Remember, and_ five lessons in How to Forget. One course offset the other. She is now suing us— claiming no results. Millions of testi- monials have been received from grad- uates who, somehow or other, remembered our address. Last Saturday there were so many postmen marching up with our mail, that several shops closed, thinking it was Armistice Day. Read what John an writes—listen to this pilgrim’s progress :— Venteemen— X After taking only six lessons in your course on “How to Forget,” “The captain said the port side was on the left when you looked toward the I couldn't even remember to go home bow ... but don’t ask me which ocean this is.” 18 comicbooks.com