Judge — January 23, 1932 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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HIGH HAT (Continued from page 21) Thumbing on thru the paper, fur- H ther examples of Connecticut-history- srw in-the-making: “Married Women Quit ald tion Mates for New Whoopee Fie Crip “Boy Has Great ‘Time Spending F) Une ther's Cash"; “Wife Escapes Depres- sion Getting Drunk"; “Enraged Hubby Demands Accounting from Ac- countant; “Masher Conceals Self in ‘loset to Observe Wife and Boarder"; “Undertaker- Magic Avoid Paying Bills Disowns “Buxom Bl with tooed Arms”; and “Fugitive in N Stops for Dry Shocs and Presses On- ward.” And so on. Do [ read it? Certainly not. to church on Sundays. But tast doesn’t mean you, who are benighte shouldn't read it. Let me know, after you finish your first copy, if you don't think the whole thing is a giant hoax sprung from the great cracked brain of Perelman, will you? It is allowed in the mails in special asbestos wrap- pers and costs, in case you're inter- SI DNEY Ss. LE N ested, around five good red herring a EW BOOK on OWN 1-2- SYSTEM ot | A Farmer brought 60 chickens to town. He sold half of them at + + ate ra dollar and the rest CONTRACT BIDDING at 3 fo c. Figuring that to be at the rate of 5 for two dollars, he — nigh 3 sold GO more the next day at that rate. MR. LENZ" new system of Gontraes Bidding, ch iene He found, to his surprise, that he had basis of the “Official System™ as adopted by le bridge lost a dollar on the deal. Why? authorities, eliminates all guessing, and definitely determines : : ; If a man set out Northwest from a bridge hand as fair, good or very strong. New York and kept traveling contin This book is pocket size, thumb indexed and provides a ready uously Northwest, where would he reference on any point. It explains in detail quick-tricks, nor- finally arrive? mal support, how and when to bid suits of one, two and three, Last week's: The Cuban should the correct response to each bid, no trump bids, pre-emptive have originally put out & See readir bids, ace showing, slam bids, non-demand bids, leads, ete. sh Spoken Here,” else how could tourists who knew no Spanish get the idea? Naturally his mistake brought him no business and so h hauled it in. Cory er 24, Eye-Queues Every point of the system of contract bidding is carefully illustrated opposite each page of text. All phases of the game have been carefully analyzed by Sidney S. Lenz, fourteen times National and International Bridge and Whist Champion. Hihattractions ur applejack now flooding the ty from New Jerse better known to the trade as “Joisy Light ning.” . . . “Kingfish” Levinsky, the aco. NE Joosh heavy, with a roundhouse right PLISWINY copith Sins Sipe ce that pays and pays and pays. . .. The arn ene parcel ov Sunday afternoon sermons on the ra- dio, all in the ny Wons manner. - ++ The new wrist watch that keeps calendar time as well as the common garden variety... . Paul Muni in “Counsellor-at-Law," and the perfect office force surrounding him - Buck and Bubbles and the kuku o: er that breaks all those violins in the Fol- lies. —Juoar, Jn. ver OP comicbooks.com