Judge — January 9, 1932 — page 6: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE The City Circus By José Schorr gentlemen, the Jay Walkers, death-defying, daredevil. pedes- world today. Watch them plu into the raving torrent of motor cars, laughing in the face of death before your very eves, Watch them dodge in and out and under the murderous mangling wheels of the motor fiends, And as an added attraction for this season only, the aranteed appearance of the wild, man killing New York taxi drivers. Untamed within the of man. The most. spec the history of the worth of No repeats. you are, ladies and the most renowned, trians in the memory cular and amusement world, expensive One automobiles passing before Every car a attacker, thirsting for blood, shrieking for human life. Man against the iren A thousand tons of steel hurtled in a breathless A dance of death, ‘Thrilling! Stu Unbelievable! A’ twentieth century continuous from dawn to dawn, extravaganza in million dollars’ you every minute. new dragon, race against life. pendous! Roman holiday (Tore Subway Crush!) The Subway Crush! Come down into the very bowels of the earth for the special rush hour performance now going on. Just in time for a complete showing of all the attractions. See the mauling guards pack in the human sardines. persons crushed in a where ten hardly breathe. Featuring the most populous cast ever assem bled unc roof. More people than at a riot and still they keep coming in. Fun. Fun. Fun way through the labyrinth, Pour levels and winding corridors. Find the shuttle. man- A ihundred space could Find your a hundred Find the street. “Hey, read this for me, will ya, mister?” “Tt's fate—if I hadn't made 5,432 three-letter words out of *Dumphel’s Dental Dandijier’ we would never have met!” Find the trains. This way for the big ride, Twenty miles for a nickel. for a nickel rides as you the big ride. Under ground and over dale ind no charge for an extra ride. As many nt for the price of one. Five cents, a nickel, a half a dime, The safest railroad in the world. Ride, Ride. Ride. Ride. E rybody Follow the crowd for the big ride. You take your choice. You take your choice, — Fascinating Brooklyn, Mist’ wrapped Washington Heights. The poignant’ solitude of an empty lot in Queens. The waves at Coney break- ing under the spell of the moon. You take your choice. Five cents for the big ride.” Everybody rides. rides. jorthern N° if vou will step over this way, ladies and gentlemen, I will show you the most phenomenal puzzle known to science. The Cigarette. A biol agician and a psychological wizard. akes you thin, “It builds you up. eps you kissable, It makes you non- chalant. You light it when her father meets you with a shotgun. You offer it to your plumber when he finds you in your bath, It turns the subway” guard into an operatic sensation, It sees the champion through his most gruelling road work. It kills the consumptive’s cough, if he does not smoke more tha : load. Only three inches of tobacco wrapped in a serap of paper, but men walk a mile for it. It has marched with the Foreign Legion, yet you will find it in the hands of the D. A. R. The Alladin’s lamp of the machine age. Puff it and make a wish. A Np over on the right, 1. tlemen, the sation of the lies and gen- test omniverous sen- (Continued on page 29) comicbooks.com