Judge — January 2, 1932 — page 22: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE Revised And the good shall inhibit the carth, We can put up with almost any hardships, but not when the wolf shows up at the garage door, As an cconomy move the navy was asked to discharge its sixty-three piece band. It was felt that in case of war we might get Rudy Vallee to “Anchors Aweigh.” Axotuen thing money won't buy is £% surplus wheat. Faint heart ne'er won fair lady— but that’s practically the only advan- tage there is in being faint-hearted. “Could you use a Futuristic Model?” A Letter to Tin Pan Alley D™ ALLEY: Well, [ just heard your latest, “Old Man River Keep Away From My Door,” and [To must) ss done it again. Let me con you. Now's the time to pull in and think of the future. If you use new song titles today, what'll we have for tomorrow? what we've got, is what Tsay. I'm all for sticking to the tried and true in times of stress and trouble. That's why [ want to jump on the jazz bandwagon before the surface of this new movement is more than scratched. Read carefully from here on. I've entered into an agreement with Jeuper to copyright the following itles with this issue: a Rainbow ‘Round My Shoulders That’s Made a Hunchback of Me.” “IT Was a Vagabond Lover but Now I'm Just Unemployed.” “Look for the Silver Lining Since sold Standard’s Gone to the ng the World Through Rose- Colored Glasses Has Put Me in the Red.” “Old Man Sunshine, the World Has Turned to Moonshine.” Well, I suppose you song-writers will be wanting to make a deal with us soon now. These titles will be given free to anyone for a half inter- est in any song in which they appear and with the understanding that the ®& must be kept out of nd also the name of your Yo, officer, we've eloped already. We're just coming home to live with humble servant and well wisher the family!” —Carrore Carrore comicbooks.com