Judge — December 19, 1931 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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RUMIDOR The Ideal CHRISTMAS PRESENT LEG-o-maTIC BRIDGE SETS FOR THE MODERN Automatic table... All legs open and close with one motion . ... Compact, comfortable folding chairs have th pear ance of real ct RIGIO -:- SIMPLE BEAUTIFUL AORLANE METAL WIG. CO, 252 FOUETN AVE, NEW TORK MY. JUDGE PAYS $10 For each Cross Word Purle accepted from its readers. CROSS WORDS Fifty snappy puzzles chuck full of wisecracks and laugh- ter, any way you take ‘em, horizontal or vertical, all in Jupcer’s Third Cross Word Puzzle Book. Order your copy now. Five thousand rib-splitting laughs, all for $1.50. JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., Inc. 18 East 48th Street New York, N. Y. Submitted by Catherine Mac Mili PFPUP PPP EPP PE a Zed WE Chicago, 12. Horizontal to ou p Prosest? Yew Who for? Be. Caz she use it? No Can they use it? Yeu Ater Christmas you will be able to get this for a song It will be bard to find thie kind of a person on Christmas minds one of the Christmas spirit of long ago. nt partner of A. Mortise ‘sta for everyone during the holiday. A backward step (for che who foolishly does it). Do not give this one a copy of “Show Boat” for Xmas. She has the or'ginal MSS. This might pierce your very sole The cut-up at the Xmas dinner. (This is a raw ove.) This might explain the time left to buy that forgotten prewe A little gift for sister—nothing to speak of. You may be sure this “hunk of ebeese” will always be round when dinner is ready A long distance call Brother will be going some if be geta this for Xmas. Make this an empty space. One of the shining lights in ancient history A lawgiver of long ago An old fashioned court house. A representative of one of the ocean liners. No matter what bappe: will never be loet. Abridge (in more ways than one), A little article we cut out of the newspaper The first one to save for a rainy day Because Dad eats so much at dinzer time be usuu'ly bas to take this after the meal. These men were cork |. There will undoubtedly be a lot of kicking about this T ork of the radio. Many a yarn has been woven about this, What someone did to the fruit eake. When this starts fowing there will be no more owing. The kind of a spotlight Santa Class uses. Scoteb soup (and of course tavory). Some brother is entitled to this This usually follows the mince pie. If this seems difficult try and make it otherwise. One of the girls. A lovely gift from Dad to Mom—six pairs of full yellow bloomers. Andy. may date back This belpe to make a bright Xmas Backward pay the goblie, gobble of the turkey goes. or the belp in the kiteben on Xmas. Hor. 36 will be a year from this Xmas If the wets will not stand for peotibition t bat they I have to do. After the holiday season this is a needleless article. Here's a dandy Name is Makes plum-cake and sugar candy What Junior always dors before Xmos If this one dors not get a muffer for Xinas it will be just too bad When you feel this way tell it to the “Judge.” What a man! So original! This waa presented to the bachelor guest by the hortese (no tier). What the profesor gave to pretty Bet Some of these are water earriers—you will eatch on when you make your New Year's resolutions This har always been a trump. Mother likes to select this for father A bird that led a flock of eardinala to victory King for 3 If you have the eloth this will make clothes for you. We hope oo one bears this at the Xmas dinner, This is all it takew to get folks started. A boom might come from this A coat of this geta so shiny This one simply lost her head and heart at the Xmas party Look out for short change here When you get it Here is where Ira got in wrong. The one who war resporibie for ite going into receivers’ hands Gave the big hand to each one of the company. We wish you this number of happy returns of the day If this ia dropped it may mean the breaking up of China. Just a word between the rreriver and giver Chicago is full of them (abbr.). Wind shield. We bope no one gives this to you for Xmas. let us know. Some people never get comicbooks.com