Judge — December 19, 1931 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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La Carte de Noel Is Mr. A. A. Milne might write it) [ 2 4 whitey snowflake, : titey snowflake I saw it come falling clank-clank-clank, For you E wished to buy it, and wrap it up and tie it, But T hadn't any bank-bank-bank. whitey- with a money in’ the I had no filthy lucre, no filthy-wilthy luere, So I took my little ink-pot, and I took my little pen, And on this cardboard flimsy I jotted down some whimsy As I'm, oh, so very, very apt to do, now and then. (ls Mr. Edgar Guest might write it) Ver, it’s great to be a father A At this dandy time o' year, When days and nights are nipping cold, And Christmas Day draws near. Gee, it’s great to see your family In the fire-lit Christ To see Bud's boyish ¢ rness And Mother's happy yawn, as dawn, What pleasures has a king or duke That t all compare With watching Bud as he unwraps New woolen underwear > It's then that life seems mighty fine, It's then that life’s worth livin Oh, Christmas-time tim It takes a heap o” giv (As Miss Dorothy Parker might write it) Arte the things that I've done for you, You can do this to me? JUDGE After the moments we've had, we two, Mornings alone by the sea. Pale golden dawns, when I've kissed you to sleep, Blue-velvet nights, sapphire-starred, How could you, love, if your passions were deep, Send me a Christmas card? Better your mem'ries had erumbled to dust Blest be the man who forgets me! But you've remembered me, dear; now [ must Send you a card, which upsets me. —Rowenr Stearr Woov Comeback Mayor Walker came back at his California critics in the way that hu them most. He got sick in their cli- mate, “Franklin,” we read, “wished the turkey to be the national bird.” In view of an issue in the presidential clection, many favor the swallow, It's hear. > ng to be a mild winter. atives in some of the col report the xinning to moult. towns freshmen are comicbooks.com