Judge — December 5, 1931 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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LATE ous trouble of preparing gluttonous steaming Christmas dinners—just a little cold buffet. And after the buf- fet, a few quick skates with cracked ice out on the golf club terrace I have said nothing about season- able change in Christmas gifts—one n buy the same neckties in July as December. And there'd be no sad stories about frozen match sellers on street prners. The new cl er would be a suc- cessful punk salesman. | The only drawback to having Christmas fall on the fourth of July would be the singing of Christmas urols by strollers. In July every darn window in the house would be open! The best thing about a Fourth of Christmas would be the doing y with that hackneyed expression, ry Christmas and a Happy New year to you!" That, of course, would have to be altered to, “Is it hot enough for you? | Eye Queues A crazy farmer has a wooded lot 200 rods sq. He digs a ditch + ft. wide and 3 ft. deep around the lot, then builds a brick wall 10 ft. lower than the highest tree which is exactly in the middle of the lot, the wall run- ning around the outside of the ditch. At one corner of the wall, on top of it, he places a target 3 ft. sq. f across the lot to the corner diagonally opposite. He then climbs to the other with a rifle. Why does he do all this? An enemy plane (E), flying south, | is fired at, at the same instant by two | defending planes, onc of which (N) is flying north and the other (S) is fly- ing south, All planes are in line and are flying 100 yds. per second. The bullets travel 1000 yds. per second. Both bullets hit (E) at the same in- stant. Defending plane (N) was 1000 yds. from (E) when it fired. | How far from (E) was (S) when it | fired? Last week’s—No, 1: No. 2: The winner is Anderson, who held two pairs, with Kings up. And if you don’t believe it, a stamped envelope will bring you the steps lead- ing up to the solution, too long to print. —Jupor, Jr | BECAUSE OF THIS SPIRIT Tue biggest thing about your tele- phone is the spirit of the hundreds of thousands of people who make up the Bell System. No matter what their particular jobs may be, they are first of all telephone men and women. The loyalty of these people to the ideals of their work is reflected in every phase of your telephone . Service. It shows in the increasing speed with which your local and long distance calls are completed. It shows in the greater accuracy with which they are handled. It shows in the wider and more con- venient facilities which are placed at your command—extension tele- phones, intercommunicating sys- tems for home and office, small and large switchboards, teletypewriters and many others. Because of this spirit, your needs for fast, complete and inexpensive telephone service are more fully met each year. Men and women of the Bell System are constantly ex- plaining the varied telephone ser- vices to more and more users. They prepare the way for the new plant and equipment put at your disposal every year. Through their efforts, you receive better and wider service at a cost made possible only by an organization of this character. Although it does not appear on the balance sheet, the greatest asset of the Bell System lies in the skill, energy and purpose of the people who carry on its work. Every time you telephone, you get the advantage of this—in better and better service at the lowest possible cost. * AMERICAN TELEPHONE AN D TELEGRAPH COMPANY * PUT A ‘‘KICK’’ IN YOUR DRINKS There will be life, zest, and sparkle in your drinks if you mix them the new, fasci nating way with this wonder- ful little SIPHONETTE Stops the bottle, stirs the drink, saves the balance. Fits any ginger ale or arged water bottle. Retains gas and parkle” in unused portion—pays for itself quickly by this saving. Useful, fascinating, economical—every onette owner is a “good mixer.” t Only $1.00 postpaid or C. O. D. by re- turn mail. Ideal as a gift, prize or favor. THE SIPHONETTE CO. Dept. B, 220 Delaware Ave., Buffalo, New York GROW HAIR Use this system—First a vi “dry mas: “, followed by WITH ’ GLOVERS Imperial (exncornc) MANGE MEDICINE ANTISEPTIC GERMICIDAL CLEANSING POSITIVELY REMOVES DANDRUFF Write for FREE, New Booklet on Care and the Preatment of Scalp ond Hair. H.CLAYGLOVER CO.,Inc.119 Fifth Ave..N.Y. comicbooks.com