Judge — November 21, 1931 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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He taly New. i IDNEY S. LENZ NEW BOOK on the OFFICIAL SYSTEM of CONTRACT BIDDING MR. LENZ’ new system of Contract Bidding, which is the basis of the Official System as adopted by the leading bridge authorities, eliminates all guessing, and definitely determines a bridge hand as fair, good or very strong. his book is pocket size, thu ference on any point. It exp mal support, how and when to bid suits of one, two and thre the correct response to each bid, no tru bids, pre-emptive bids, ace showing, slam bids, non-demand bids, leads, ete. indexed and provides a ready ns in ail quick-tricks, nor- Every point of the new system of contract bidding is carefully illustrated opposite cach page of text. All phases of the game have been carefully analyzed by Sidney S. Lenz, fourteen times National and International Bridge and Whist Champion. To Ge Dis xg ee my rest ys cor UDO nd He” Lem Se, please siping 10 per wneladiny” ent seo Noes © * a w Name ADORE = erty Use the 1-2-3 26 HIGH UAT (Continued from page 15) shirts of the bri television machinery and works, You can live at the Hotel des Ar- tistes at 1 W. 67, buy your own food and the chef will cook it free of charge. Dr. Carl Jiencke, who pulls teeth at 148 49, and who is a legitimats skilful D.D. especially anxious to do his bit for the seven million out of work. The best he can offer is to perform any and all der work for the unem- ployed for what they can pay, no mat- ter how small the amount. He will treat all such patients between 7 and 9 P.M. daily and all day Saturday. He ¢ *s gold and not brass in gold and bridgework that. is more delic than army pontooning. He seems a stout fellah! Ed Graham suggests that you take a portable radio to football games. You never can tell how dull the onc you're about to witness will be and you can always tune in on another informs me he is Herman Toastern, who sells stamps to nuts on Fifth Avenue, finding his rent » his business low, and his landlord adamant about the lease, de- cided to use my plan for breaking a lease. He t of bookshelves in building a series ~ Day and -d away, the place grew clogged with bookshelves, but in’ the end he found that everybody else around him = suceeeded in’ breaking their leases because of the noise he was left to bang away all he wanted, by himself If the Eugenie Hat persists, some one will have to make up an earmuff that'll cover one car, the f ing one ear bare to free: | George Jean Nathan eats rots when dining by himself. In a song called “As Time Goes By,” Mr. Dodo Hupfeld, who prides himself on superior rhymes and intel lectual i refers to the “third di mension” when he really means the ith. A breath later he sings that he's growing a trifle weary with Mr. Ein- stein’s theory. You can have bottles wired under your car for 25¢ apiece before leaving Montreal for these United States. You can also buy tubes which will hold moist goods and will fit right in your spare tire. hion leay- winds. aw car | Story ks there is the story (ha heard this one?) about the wi American who had been a resident of (Continued on page 28) comicbooks.com