Judge — November 7, 1931 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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There’s a world of difference in HEINZ TOMATO JUICE One oF tHe oF ERTAINLY. there's a difference in Heinz Tomato Juice. Heinz experts have devoted scores of years to producing a finer, plumper, juicier tomato, The seeds are selected from pedigreed stock. The plants are raised in Heinz greenhouses and the tomatoes grown under Heinz supervision. Thoroughbreds of the tomato crop—picked and pressed at their peak of perfection—they produce a drink immeasurably better, in every way. Say “Heinz” when you order tomato juice. Enjoy the con- centrated sunshine in this delicious natural beverage all win- ter long. Better grocers have it both in tin and glass containers. H. J. HEINZ CO. PITTSBURGH, U. S.A TORONTO, CANADA LONDON, ENGLAND. Discounted His Vision At a party in England, the head- 44 master of a local school felt that he had partaken” rather fre of ipagne; he determined to be ful doavoid showing any of the usual as of tipsiness. When they rose. from the table someone suggested that the hostess ex- hibit “the latest addition to her fam- ily.” She agreed and presently the nurse appeared with a dainty pink basket containing twins, he head- master was nearest and. mindful of his determination, he steadied himself and said as he gazed into the basket, what a beautiful bab. —Boston Transcript Eavesdropped Show Manager—There are two kinds of dramatic critics. Construc- tive and destructive. You are destruc- t George Jean Nathan—And_ there are two kinds of guns. Krupp and pop! Warren Wixeny in the Daily Mirror It would be just our luck to win the Nobel Prize while Sweden is off the gold standard. Lt in the N.Y. Herald Tribune From Hollywood They are calling certain movie ac- tresses “suicide blondes"”—dyed by their own hands, you know. Boston ‘Transcript Dealer in’ Second-hand Cars— ro with the car you | bought last w Victim—Well, everything makes a noise but the horn. —Axawens As If We Didn’t Know David Murray, of Bridgeport, ob- serves that a Luey Stoner is a woman who only uses her husband's name to charge things with. —Watrtrer Wincitene in the Daily Mirror Then, on the other hand, a bache- lor's life is just one undarned thing after another, —Boston Traxscenier New Version “Mother, may [ go out to swim?” “Yes, but watch your behavid Keep away from those cameran Or you'll land in the rotogravure.” —W. ¢ in the Boston Transcript a comicbooks.com