Judge — November 7, 1931 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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5 A en a NNER WEAR Yo STS TAUAMY © te Your mas HoSTESS'S, Junior! 4 The New Etiquette One upon a time it was proper to remove your hat in an elevator; stand up whe room; give up J woman came into the ur seat in the subway to the sweetie you were with; use an oyster fork on oysters; put your napkin down unfolded after a meal; and leave parties standing up. \F he YOSTESS BATS OFF AN EXPENSINE VASE, We PERFECT MANSERED QUEST SHULD BUSTONE, Ko! : S JUDGE IMIG Times have changed and it is obvi- r’s good manners are *s false passes. Now no one seems to know what's what. It would seem that it is proper to put your hat on in an elevator; take a subway seat offered you by a woman with a child in her arms; use an olive fork on s- ters in } ; stick the napkin and some silver ur pocket on getting up from a swanky dinner; slap your hostess on the back and start rolling down to Bermuda with her after a party. With intent in mind of straighten- ing out little social ditficulties that come up now and then and present enigmas, [ am going to try to implant the Judg Jr, Social code. Emily Post, after all, meant a lot when “a pansy was a flower « . : name. ave changed. — Inci- dentally I will gladly help you out in any of your problems. (No free samples of Lux offered). In the offhand samples of the new etiquette:— It is perfectly proper to let a girl pay for her own drinks in a speak easy. No man, however wealthy he meantime here are some = So SWEET Or, OF You! YouRE 3 3. By peerecr TNA west 7 y) 4 fx + mr WATE may be, can be expected to pay for the number of barrels some of our modern cuties can put away. Never wear your host's pajamas. It is perfectly proper to | wives and ex-husbands at over the week-end. are likely to ensue. If you marry the boss’ daughter make sure she brings some of her father’s rocks with her. Some of these girls get the idea independence is the thing, refuse a dowry, and want to help you make good Shotguns must be licensed, so de- mand to see the license before the wedding. Never offer to set a girl up in a If they lose, to put out mor Happy. endings crap game. you've got if they win, tho, the ys you can ask your new ctiquette original stak Gold-dig ion. A man dislikes nothing more than seeing a girl slip off her shoes in a the: feet. If three are present, the first man ck, it never happens. g is no longer in fash- re or under a table, to case her BEING A GEATIEMAN IS “PN, No END! A Oar Y comicbooks.com