Judge — October 10, 1931 — page 6: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE She’s Right Dora thinks a silent cop is one who stopped the po- lice commissioner's car by mistake. The ancients believed the four elements of the world were: air, fire, earth, and water. With the moderns it's air, water, gas, and oil. utomobiles 000,000, you call New York's richest debutante has seven and four homes, besides an inheritance of ill made in the tobacco industry. ‘That's wha keeping kissable. So the Farm Board has sold a lot of wheat to the Chinese? Well, now is the chance to get even with them by sticking a couple of dozen pins in each sack. “Where is my horse?” Winter’s Coming! er prepared for winter right now—because it's al- most here! Before long the snow will be falling, the ground will be blanketed with white, the streets will Winter is inevita n fact, it’s right I you this in; as we've just had our old, infallible sign of its —this morning the people next door returned our lawn-mower. be sheets of ice. on our heels! W If those policemen who commandeer cabs to. chi xious to kill them, why don’t th and leave it all up to the taxi driver? gangsters are sé put their guns awa The Fellow Who Used to Make the Girls Get Out and Walk,