Judge — October 3, 1931 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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WIGH HAF (Continued from page 24) he a fire and I can throw a plank fe across the street and rescue her—that |) is, if she turns out worth rescuing, pulehritudinously speaking. In the meantime, she's cutting into my work, and I hope she gets tired of her Fall wardrobe and lays off till winter. In any she makes much better godivaing than “the apartment abi A gent lives there and his ) life's work se ish days, of ms to consist, on warm- y ng the largest, barest foot you ever saw, protruding it large- ly, offensively and blatantly from his window, the rest of him carefully hid- den, i Eye-Queues I HATE to chisel, but here are a few i more IQs that have been sent in from so many different sources, you'd have to put moncy that’s due the send- ers into a meat grinder to split it into enough parts to be able to reimburse MINUTE! every one. And since I haven't a meat grinder handy, we'll have to let | NEW YORK to DE ice cont eceare Ten Be WASHINGTON 1) built with a window on each side, each | Only 68 minutes in the air via window facing south? the new high speed non-stop 2. A frog fell into a hole 20 ft. service. Hil) wale deep. Each day he jumped up 2 ft. Follows the route of the prize | and fell back 1 ft. How n did it take him to reach the toy 3. A young fellow had |] needed three more to buy a ticket, He v pawned the ny days in Judge's current Bridge Con- offered through courtesy and of: ailroad A Revelation in Hotel Living 1 hock shop and 50. He then got When busine jecation brings you to — Chicago her Percy Crosby, Skippy's pop, hs |} reached the ripe old thirty, has decided to issue iniscences, and since some vile pub- |) lisher saw fit to do a little gratuitous |} blue-penciling, Percy is publishing the book himself. The book will contain a Pocket Knife | | il with two blades of finest quality steel, brass lined ; smart, cosmopolitan | | 1) somebody to buy the pawn ticket for = Ceriness “dlvict, yet oeey howe fa Catt Pi I) $1.50, thus giving him the necessary LS es and Spacious, cheerful ovtiide 1) at f Who lost on the transaction LONG ISLAND's FOREMOST ad verides Gmisimiting tinct | H Last week's: 1: Those grad- OPEN ALL YEAR Hore, tedaloar set Nopdmegit akin tied | J) uating words were: I, it, tie, rite, | 40 MINUTES FROM NEW yoRK CITY Restevrent and Cofee Shop th inter, retain, certain, reaction, crema- | COS NeMUSSMOOIRAn Bans kt Write for illustrated folder f | I] tion and importanc THE GARDEN CITY HOTEL ; ; | ] No. 2: The weights are 3, 9 and Molten Pisce (Cepeste tee Oreks) i | 27 Ibs. | | F This Remi | | Unimportant Items pee tals ngton | } and nickel silver trimmir stag handle Hi) and fully guaranteed, will be sent to you nh lot of béte noir-slaying, for Perey, I a \ believe, feels pretty strongly on such of charge, on receipt of only $1.00 for a two-year subserip- x subjects as carpet-bagging, the single tion (24 Big Issues) to Hunting and Fishing, a page monthly tax, prohibition, and racketeerin; 4 3 and boating stories and pictures, Valuable infor: ion about Ad scen in House & arden guns, rifles, revolvers, fishing tackle. camp outfits, dog training, | | Ht magazine, crammed full of hunting, fishing, campir ping \/\ | i | | 1) rent: 15-room house, sis boat building, game laws, best places to go for fish/and game, how ) if cigs 7 to shoot better, how to catch more fish, how to cook out-~ . } F ant’s quarters and a ine thes ee ete., et in fact, how to do everything that sportsmen are called upon | | | Le Leis eee hese days? | | to do. CLIP THIS ADV. AND MAIL TODAY WITH $1.00 BILL TO || Bill Hanemann says that the new HUNTING AND FISHING MAGAZI f i fF dian two-dollar bills have the 104 TRANSIT BLDG. BOSTON, MASS. (Ex { 4 Prince of Wales’s phiz on them to ] make them popular, and why don’t we iil follow suit and put Rudy Vallee on i > — ' ours? —Jupor, Jr. tie} q comicbooks.com