Judge — October 3, 1931 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE “Oh! I'll bet this is just the one! Isn't it cunning?” “Yep! I think thet’s it, all right! Y’sure this is one o’ them Empress Eugenies? I don’t want her wearin’ nothin’ as ain't right up t’ snuff.” “Yes, indeed, Uncle Si. This is the est Eugenie model we have. It ne in this morning. How about » Uncle Si?” » I dunno, She ain't s’ par- tic'ler about th’ size. It’s the style thet counts.” “I'm sure she'll like this one. Shall I send it out to Aunt Maria for you or will you take it?” “Gosh, Miss! It ain't fer Maria! I'm buyin’ this hat fer th’ horse! An’ I wonder would you mind whackin’ a couple o’ holes in th’ top fer her ears to poke throug —Curt Jounson Comebacks +k Dempsey is coming back. There is a rumor that Gene Tunney is also thinking of it. Benny Leonard is staging a comeback. But as yet no announcement along sitnilar lines from Judge Crater’s camp. Cor—Yow'll have to talk louder, Chief, they’re makin’ so much noise here I can hardly hear ya! Those Darned Hats Again! see, Miss, today’s her birthday, I thought I'd buy her a new hat, mebb. “How nice, Uncle Si! Did you ything particular in mind?” al, I kind o’ thought mebby one o’ them new-fangled ones...” “An Empress Eugenie! Oh, we've some adorable ones! Just look at this darling model! It’s a Postilion!” “Mmmmmmmno, I don’t keer s’ much fer thet one.” “Perhaps this cunning one...” “Nope. I don’t think th’ plume ‘d look so good on her.” “How about this perfectly glori- ous...” “Don't keer fer thet one, cither, Miss. She don’t see very good with only one eye uncovered “This one doesn’t cover cither eye, ee <| Uncle § - hed “Ummmm. ... Thet ain't s’ bad, Ew Miss, only it 'd set too fer back on her “Hurry up with that liquor—you're holding up a Board of Directors? head.” meeting!” 18 comicbooks.com