Judge — September 26, 1931 — page 37: what you’re looking at

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WiGH HAT (Continued from page 23) how they could hold their tongues. It later occurred to me that their ret- was but the better part of val- or—I'd_ just as soon offer a peanut shells to; ng dole out some unofficial lenzing to the quarrelsome mugs who were actually rear-rank kibitzer (if there's anything lower I'd like to know what it is) is going to forget himself and blurt out some gratuitious Kibitz. It'd take Mr. Mulrooney, and then some, to put down the ensuing riot, I'm sure. In the meantime, Mr. Doyle, put those players inside rings, will you, and appoint referees? gape The Best Time (Continued from page 26) When we get home, Jack starts talking about Lou Gehrig and didn’t I think he was a better first baseman than Bill Terry and as I have never heard of those two mugs I figure that Jack is maybe bashful so I help him along and I sa ack, what did you mean when you said before that I and you would some day be hobbling around on canes looking for the poor- house? Did you mean we would face the twilight of our life together He laughs. “I don’t know what you're talking about, that twilight stuff, but I only meant that you aren't so bright but that Weinstock’s Won- der Store might s r along without you, and secing that your old man ain't worked in fifteen years, the pros- pects aren't any too rosy. As for me, Tam having a bad streak on those slot machines which I am playing now, and if my luck don’t improve I'll be looking for night Bal you about But, Mamie, | know what he really meant, but he is just too bashful. It won't be long now Mamie before I and Jack are fighting with the iceman and asking the gas company what do they mean by charging us so much? Tam just c zy about Jack, Mamie, and whenever we go out we have just the best time. poor-house myself, Good sr what I tell nd remem Tee, Hee! Te telephone company now gives you the correct time by striking a gong. Izzy Elinson, however, wishes they'd try giving the correct number by striking the operator! —Watter WincueLt, in the Daily Mirror WHY (1) CHANGED-TO-MARLBORO CONTEST Capt. M. B. Driscoll, Washington, D.C. S. long as smoking was confined to men, it was only a habit. Since women have taken it up, smoking has become an art. As a habit, any old cigarette would satisfy. An art, however, demands discrimination. After I had learned that smoking is social, I soon learned that the Marlboro is a social asset. Looking at smoking as a social art, I look more to the ap- pearance and effect of the cigarette. The Marlboro is dainty, individual; and for distinction, there is no cigarette superior to the Marlboro. It is the cigarette of Society. That is why MB Duiacall MARLBORO Emenicas Finest ciganelle «+.55% more in safety and enjoyment at only 5 cents more in price AMERICA WILL BREW BEER OR A CIVIL WAR! When a book aims to put 5,000,000 men to work, WHY should American publishers refuse to print it? A CARTOONIST’S PHILOSOPHY By Percy Crosby Creator of ‘“SKIPPY’’ Embraces Religion, Atheism, Art, Child Psychology, Government ond Humor. “= This book hos been A finely bound volume contcining 10 page illustrations — four in full color. A $3.50 book for $2.00. PERCY CROSBY, PUBLISHER McLEAN, VIRGINIA Enclosed please find $ for published by the author at his own expense. copies. Name Address comicbooks.com