Judge — September 19, 1931 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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BLUMENHOF 1931 JUBILEE COLLECTION DUTCH BULBS To celebrate the 20th Anniversary this famous firm, we offer a Jubilee Collee- tion, especially selected for brilliance of color and sweetness of odor. 40 single and 40 double tulips in 4 colors. 10 single and 10 double hyacinths in 4 colors. Over 200 other bulbs, narcissus, crocus, iris, snowdrops, madonna lilies, ete. Each color packed separately. Special Jubilee price for the collec- $5 tion, delivered to your home, only Double size order, $9. Special wholesale prices. Send remittance to BLUMENHOF Hillegom Holland Licker—the curse of the Nation. | Read JUDGE regularly—make laughter a HABIT j SUBSCRIBE NOW 5 18 East 48th Street, New York, N. Y. Please send Juvce for O1 year, $5.00. | JUDGE PUBLISHING CO. Ine., 9-19-31 1 i START THE DAY WITH LAUGHTER! | tury Flemish aff. WIGH HAT (Continued from page 22) cutting a lot of pages raked out some old gags in the hat line that will just about cover the situation. The original purpose of the hat, says the Encye., was “a protection, a ical k to a sound ides We've been hazy and impractical long enough. Hats will not only be useful but so designed to keep off vented feelings. And why not issue several different styles in hats at once, thus relieving the jealous strain? For instance, there’s the ancient Roman helmet, the medieval Italian headdress which swoops to a point and falls down around the neck—an excellent defense in on collision. ars and head- here’s the 15th Cen- r, which resembles itting Siamese tur- ban, the Turkish and EF. Indian head- gears, which are a sort of cross be- tween turbans and crowns; the drab little Japanese sampan which fastens under the chin with a strap (and could wings; the close | be worn in bathing); the American Indian war-feather arrangement, for New York politicians’ wives, and last but not least, the Bolivian Cascade— a small, close-fitting cap which leaps up in a veritable whoosh! of feathers, branching out all directions and a really protective hat. No one could ever get near enough the wearcr to shoot. Eye-Queues 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 so that n is equal to 100, ‘The numbers may be used in pairs or singly—and only once. If you have a practical joking friend and that friend has a real bot- tle of pre-war and he tells you you can have a drink if you don’t pull the | cork or break or injure the bottle or any part of the cork in any way, how would you defeat the swine? No. 1: The conduc- 50 gold piece, two dol- lars in bills and 45c in small change could change a fiver, but naturally couldn't have changed a dollar. No. 2: Twelve. No. 1 would have 11 men to shake hands wit shakes, and eliminates No. 1. would then have 10 shakes, having shaken with No, 1 first time round; and he would be eliminated. And so on, resulting in an arithmetical pro- gression which comes to 66, Hihattractions “Nee” Vanversitt’s column in 1N Rob Wagner's “Script,” itself a somewhat feeble weekly, japes at the comicbooks.com