Judge — September 12, 1931 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE ae September of an Hotel Proprietor “You've seen me in your hotel for the last time! You came out to say good-bye to every other departing guest, but the day we went home the bell captain said you couldn’t leave your room because of a sore throat, Sore throat nothing! You just wanted to be mean to us be- cause my wife complained to some of the other guests that there were mice in our room.” “...and though we had a lovely time at your hotel, I want to report the loss of one gold cuff link somewhere between the sun porch and the lake. Will you please see that your employees are searched before they leave the ' 4 } Wastin Fa-ra~ { “There's one nice thing about this job—it keeps you out in the open air.” hotel, every inch of ground is carefully gone over, because the cuff link is a gift from my Aunt Hattie, and I wouldn't want to lose it for the world.” “... and we've not been feeling right since that first week at your hotel. The doctor says it might have been caused by some food, and as the only place we took our meals was with you, I feel that you are :norally obligated to send as a check for doctor’s fees and medicines, which amount to $45.” . + and I turned my ankle while coming out of your bowling alleys one morning early in July. My ankle start- ed to swell again this morning, and I want $500 damages or I shall tell ali of my friends never to go near your place.” “,,.and you're a faker and liar! I went fishing twice during the three wecks I stopped at your place and all 1 caught was a three-inch sunfish. 1 certainly think you could have arranged for me to get a couple of bass and a few pickerel, but 1 suppose you lose interest in a guest as soon as he arrives, you big four-flusher, you!” —Artucr Lippmann Consolation L“= of great men all remind us That, though we move in lesser fields, Our lives are not strung out behind us “Good? They've Got ta Be Good!” To pad the news in movie reels! comicbooks.com