Judge — September 5, 1931 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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“(Chic Sale—The pecialist we Spratr’ f / T’S wonderful how a different point of view will change your whole life. You take the school teacher, Miss Milly Spratt. Fer twenty year she taught the primary grade because the older boys and gitls wouldn’t put up with her. If she got an apple it was because she took it away from some poor little hungry feller that was eatin’ in school. Didn’t any of the children bring her an apple on purpose. Well sir, one day she saw the little fellers eatin’ some squares of chocolate candies. The candies was in a blue tin box. Down the aisle went Milly Spratt and snatched up the box and put it in her desk. After school she got it out and ate a couple of the candies herself. They was so good she examined the box and read the little printed slip inside. Now she is principal of that school and everybody likes her. “Those little chocolated tablets” in the little blue box—Ex-Lax—mean a lot in the lives of millions of people ! Ex-Lax checks on every point the doctor looks forin a laxative. It is safe, gentle, effe~ tive. It can’t form a habit. It won't gripe Try it tonight—it will sell itself to you! All druggists, in 10¢, 25¢, and so¢ boxes, or send coupon below for sample. Keep ‘regular’? with EX-LAX The Chocolated Laxative MPLE of Bx-Lax and “CHIC” SALE'S WELLS CORNERS GAZETTE WIGH HAF (Continued from page 26) tickets being sold and that sixteen dol- lars is a lot of money. What I consider the most perfect exchange of retorts discourteous since Wilde was ripping them off in the ‘90s, 1 cull from the ington Merry-Go-Round,” the st dirt-dishing book of moon, It occurred in’ the Eleanor Patterson - Alice Roos Longworth feud. It seems Alice go a party one night and E present. The prize catch of the eve- ning was a dashing young embassy officer, resplendent in’ uniform, med- als, braid and clipped mustache, Both made a decided play for him nor won, making off with the ap for most of the evening. The next day she received this letter: many Dear Eleanor: When my maid cleaned up my library, she found these hairpins on the re returning them te may come in h Eleanor sat down to her desk a Alice received the followin wishes: Dear Alice: Thanks very much for the hairpins. If you will look up on the chandelier, you will find my shoes and my chewing gum, which I'll be glad to get back, Cissie. Best Steppers Sweet and Lovely & Begging for Love—Lombardo—Columbia,. Just One More Chance & To the Future—Selvin—Columbia. At Your Command & Just One More Chance—Arnheim—Victor. Come with Me & As I There—High Hatters— —Jvoce, Jn. x as You're ctor. Tolerance (Continued from page 14) force the drys to drink when they don't feel like it. I don’t believe in using force on anybody, and I've often smacked a guy in the nose for trying to force a drink on me when I had plenty. If more people in this country would use th ain there wouldn't be so many wrestling matches, and di- vorces, and good soup spoiled with parsnips, and ten bucks for theater tickets. Next week I'll use my brain on po- lice commissioners, or something like that, and write all about it. —L. L. Stetnorer 23, 1-2 9 SIDNEY S. LENZ’ New Book on the Official System of Contract Bidding In the past year Mr advocating a system of C ding in which the 1 dorsed and agreed upon b ing writers and auth The Official System ts sponsored by NEW YORK Shepard Borcloy GO Charles T. Adams CLEVELAND Henry P._J Edward C. 0 teloased September Is so thot the reader arrangement does oway JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., Inc 18 Eost 48th Street New York, N.Y Please send me 1.2.3" by Sidney S. Lenz. including shipping. | am en O-S-3t copies of $1.10 por c ¥. $ $1.10 per copy copies of NAME ADDRESS If you place your order at once you canobtainacopy of the first edition. comicbooks.com