Judge — August 29, 1931 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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IMIG: =||_\ Ae | Unfinished Business (Continued from page 21) All Workee No Playee So think a beauty contest judge has it soft, others ache and pine for the position occupied by the pres~ nt masseur to Mesdames Garbo, Die- trich and all points West. But for unadulterated lead | swinging the free and casy life of a nateur polo player. It often is a source of deep regret to eas Tlic on the hammock out here n the country idly flipping o'er the rotos,that I never was raised eof these hard-riding, deep chested, double-breasted young Cen- Give a thought, men! Nothing to do all day bat dash hither and yon lot of little ponies and stroke a hall with a mallet. Unlike golf you don’t even have to walk, And then the social whirl! Hurlingham, Roehamp- ten, Sands Pernt, Rumson and Pine- hurst and mebbe Mrs. Hitchcock's backyard. I was giving the double-O to some of these Gauchos of the pam- pered Pampas who are ping round the country. they got to worry with their funny Best Young Thir » for them in the largest way they get snapped in. their natty coats taking a lot of large, ind very useless looking tours, Latin ways, in WI up here ill the izwho possibl silver goblets from of our very best nd then when their booki over they sell their ponies to on or more of the Guest Bros. and scram back to the land of hot tamales. Tak- ing it from ngle youchoose it is . darn sight better than pushing a Mack truck or a typewriter around for a living. the hands of some matrons, any Unimportant Items A texaxpen Hasirron is buried in Trinity Churchyard vear, as in memory, and every the drunken alum- Solution of Last Week’s Puzzle ni decorate his statue on the Colum bia Campus with an empty stuck in one hand. that maybe beeause he Did it ever occur to you Aaron Burr shot Ham founded Columbia Gimbel’s basement of universities ? the My agents provocateurs inform me there is a burlesque house up in Har lem in which the chorus throws names. addresses and telephone numbers to | the members of the audience. I'M have | it traced down, boys, if you can hang on that long! found on a a combinat store a station between Carrollton and Bow Ga., written in large red ink let ters; and is not an eye-queue— This sign may be over don, NOTICE Tam kwitten the eredich biz I gets my outs in, Police Gazette has established | Department for Investors in | their columns. Undoubtedly for the convenience of those New York police who have as yet not hi bury’s investigat ess until new urd from Judge ig commission, Walter Winchell printed my Parlor | Inane “How To Tell Age” without credit, all wron ‘Tee-hee! He's at me he won't even print dirty © about hee-hee! the following notice a Girl's and got it also so so Every- body will agree that following on the satiation present day experienced of the aftermath of sex | plays, gangster productions and old- style hashed up ideas of hokum, the rrival of ‘Lucky Bill’ (a sequel to The Better ‘Ole,’ written by Capt. Bairnsfather and Harry Thurston), will be looked forward to with GREAT ANTICIPATION, remem hering the promise that it shows of audiences have original, new, clean, bright and healthy humor.” Harry ‘Thurston will play ‘Ole Bill, ought to cheer you up, Mr. Nathan! Earl Carroll will have a beautiful tas stage doorwoman at his ew theatre when the Vanities opens. idea: I've rarely ever been t by with a lovely woman in | my way, Best Steppers I Love Louisa & New Sky—Reisman—Victor. Just One More Chance & At Your Command—Arnheim—V ictor, It's the Girl & Take It from Me Sun in the Reisman—Victor. —Jvour, Jn iI REVIEWING the net facts which we have from time to time cited st that the French Line will probably make you in these columns to sug; enjoy your crossing more than you find have overlooked a couple of points: Biba. The shortest road to Paris is by Havre (the port of Paris); French Liners disembark you there plunk into a swell special train to Paris. Re. Sommelier is the name of the einployee’ who has custody ‘of the vinti -y French Liner. He is a man of ideas. BAe5. On French Liners, ina single year, 9212 pounds of Russian caviar easily found its way to cocktail trays, to platters of de- licious lobster, into interesting pancakes and a hundred other delightful dishes. Beat. Every cabin the Lafayette has a bath or a and there are 50,000 feet nt_deck-space aboard ever enjoyed another, we we Soon ev room on ever flushed with your ankle in the dark. 5. You Rochambeau for $ cancer dlass, cand! haverregulac Brench Line food and service, including the gratis red and white on your table—which is in tune with Thrifty 1931. Torat: at this end of the season, the beloved winter-rates approach—and all you ever enjoyed on a French Liner during the summer rush you can now enjoy for substantially less. Call the French Line, 19 State Street, New York—orany authorized French Line agent. comicbooks.com