Judge — August 29, 1931 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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0 Contract would be set but one trick on a Diamond opening. Where South passed the opening bid, East obtained the contract at six Hearts, doubled. It required the courage of a tiger to get into the Slam declaration on the Fast and West hands, but the contract could not be defeated by any lead. All But One ur would-be reformer was giving a few examples of strong-minded men, “And another thing,” he exclaimed, nan who can stop the tobacco habit can do anything.” 5 cept one thing!” came a voice from the back of the hall. “Well, sir.” said the reformer, “and what is th “He can't stop boasting about it,” came the retort, —AnNswers Jackie— n sorry, dad is in bed and nobody can see him. Visitor—I hope it is nothing seri- ous, Jackie—No, mother is mending his trousers. —Utk, Bern As busy as a mosquito in a colony of Nudists. —Boston Transcript Lawyer—It would be better if you could prove an alibi. Did anybody see you at the time of the crime Client—Fortunately, no. —Zenicnuen Investrierte And then there's the speakeasy pro- prictor who got raided and sued the polic on the beat for breach of —Los AnorLes Examiner The Theatre (Continued from page 16) summer colony at Provincetown trans- ferred to a New York stage; Spanish drama cast with Broadw: actors; and Romain Rolland in toto. There 1 be something wrong with any critic like me who, on the nights such things open, prefers to go around and watch Maxie Rosenthal play the piano in ree about song-writers, or amuse himself listening to Fred Allen's icks at Commander Byrd, or look at Bill Robinson dance. But I can’t help being what I am. No more so, ac cording to their confessions in a simi- lar situation, could such frivolous fel- Thomas Hardy, Anatole icorg Brandes and Maurice k. lows as Silks and Satan And there was a time, says Russ C., when you had to read the fashion magazines to find out what wome were wearing, instead of just sitti across from them in the subws —Warter Wincnt in the Daily Mirror I am waiting now to hear that the youth who is walking around the world backward has met with the one who is pushing « wheelbarrow around the world and has sat down in it. itmerR C, Apams in the Detroit News A certain shopkeeper who begs that his be not printed says that al- terations are going on in his shop and that he wishes he had the nerve to put up a sign “No business as usual.” F. PA. in the N, Y. Herald Tribune BRIGHTER DAYS... For 10 SECONDS A NIGHT... Whenever you feel ‘dull,’ listless or | headachy, do this at night. See what an ing difference it makes! You'll feel a new person; A spoonful of delicious, creamy Rexall Milk of Magnesia in a glassful of cool water will neutralize every particle of the excess acid which is usually to blame for sluggishness. It will activate the bowels, stimulate the appetite, assist in making digestion complete. Be sure it is Rexall Milk of Magne For here is the perfect milk of magnesia! Developed by the largest producers of drug-store items in the world. Observe the pure whiteness of Rexall Milk of Magnesia. Note the utter abse of earthy taste; the creamy consiste denoting perfect colloidal suspensio’ No wonder doctors are so enthusiastic about it! with other Rexall products, you for your money. For the Rexall plan eliminates the middleman and the saving goes to you! Only Rexall Drug Stores sell Rexall Products. There is one near you. Liggett and wl Stores are also Rexall Drug Stores. comicbooks.com