Judge — August 22, 1931 — page 25: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE The Umpire at Home ¥ course that man Binkley was out on third! Do you think / couldn't sce? I’m not blind. Nobody but an idiot would have called Binkley s, dear. You're right, of course.” “As for Evans, now—he was per- afe in that third inning. You Don't give me any argument! to think that anybody the nerve to call him safe! y, he was out cold in that sixth in- That’s my verdict and it’s final. He was out!” ar. But—er—I thought—” “You thought, did you? Well, you were wrong! You were wrong. in practically every decision you made this afternoon. Oh, dear—to think that a husband of mine should turn out to be such an umpire!” —O. R. The much-discussed improvement in Usvsvan Stats business must be coming via the Do-X. The Used-Husband Dump in Reno, Moratorium ‘TP ue Court finds you guilty of speeding. driving without a li- nd insulting an office The and the Court will appre- if you can drop by next year some time and pay it.” “Twenty dollars I shoot! Come on. you seven... . Bam! Ten it is. AL right dice, two little fives is what I need. Give me a six and a four dice! Ouch, seven! Well, fellas, that makes fifty bucks I was faded for next sum- mer. Who'll shoot ten now and pay off next Xmas?” “Enclosed please find check in the amount of one hundred dollars and no said check being dated 19: This is the final payment on the road- ster I bought from your company last ye Yes, Harris, I think your request is quite onable. This company is always quick to recognize sterl dustry and high ideals. I hav matter over with the pre and it gives me great pleasure to in- form you that after next year your pay envelope will contain’ an extra dollars a week.” In reply to your esteemed order, sending al sacri- fice offer of the 7 for men, The extra pair of pants we will send on to you next season when your check for the order is received.” —Rex D. & comicbooks.com