Judge — August 8, 1931 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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WIGH HAT (Continued from page 21) cort in the shape of a Coast Guard cutter which cruised around the boat all the way home to wateh for boc I presume, though they did nothing to slow up the pursuit of Eros and, all around, loving couples were living life to the full, telling the sweetest story ever told and learning about Londos holds from one another. There was a hot dance orchestra and some pretty nifty hip throwing, as the better critics h it. They closed the program with the Tiger Rag un- der the lee of the Statue of Liberty and I thought I detected the old girl's left hip moving just a little. All in all, it’s a good trip, if two of you can fit on a camp stool and you don’t mind being kissed by someone maybe picking up a little dministered Hihattractions A BALL of orange ice in a glass of ginger ale for a swell summer drink... . Old Jupce covers, which swell ceiling border for your » room and will some day be as valuable Currier & Ives’ prints if you live that long. ... For the ladies: slip-covers for your purse to match the dress you're wearing. . . . Dunhill’s Fountain Shaving Brush which contains a tube of soap in the handle, and a twist works it... The new zip- per Week-end kitbags and the fitted suitease that contains a miniature bar, including a vacuum container for ice cocktail shaker sold by Covic book publishers, who seem to be go- ing in for a little new side-line. . . . Odd McIntyre who helped himself to about Fortnum & Mason, sans credit. . . . Ted Healey, Jr., in ‘razy Quilt,” and the sweet song led “In the Merry Month of Maybe.” new my piece Best Steppers Jiruour That Gal! & When the Moon Comes Over the Moun- tains (Waltz) —Reisman—Victor. The Hour of Parting—Bert Lown tor. Star Dust—King—Victor. How the Time Can FI. bardo—Columbia. You Can't Stop Me from Loving You & I Wonder What's Keeping My Prince Charming—Shilkret—Victor. Look in the Looking Glass & Nev- ertheless—Hamp—Victor. The ghtmare & Black and Tan Fantasy—McCoy—Columbia. —Jupor, Jr. —Lom- IT COST BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO BUILD YET YOU CAN USE IT FOR A FEW CENTS A DAY Every TIME you telephone you share the benefits of a nation-wide com- munication system using eighty mil- lion miles of wire and employing four hundred thousand people. It repre sents a plant investment of more than four thousand million dollars, yet you can use a part of it for as little as five cents . . . for considerably less on a monthly service basis. The organization that makes effi- cient telephone service possible is called the Bell System, yet it is as truly yours as if it were built spe- cially for you. For every telephone message is a direct contact between you and the person you are calling. At any hour of the day or night, the telephone stands ready and wait- ing to carry your voice to any one of twenty million other telephone users in this country. It knows no rest or sleep, or class or creed. All people— everywhere—may use it equally, Its very presence gives a feeling of se- curity and confidence and of nearness to everything. Many times during the day week or month, in the ordinary affairs of life and in emergencies, you see the value of the telephone and realize the indispensable part it plays in every business and social activity. The growth of the Bell System through the past fifty-five years and the constant improvement in service may well be called one of the great achievements of this country. Greater even than that are the poli im- provements and economies that make this service possible at such low cost. Of all the things you buy, probably none gives so much for so little as the telephone. * AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TE. EGRAPH COMPANY * 4) Some Fun Tt was in a Republic Theatre un- dressing room and one of Mr. Min- sky's hefties had just returned from a honeymoon. The gals greeted her af- fectionately. “Tell us,” yipped one of them, “just what was your biggest thrill?” “Thumbing my nose at the house detectives!” —Warrer Wincnen. in the Daily Mirror 27 Av’ if there’s any more towing to be done, why not tow the North Pole to the Nautilus? —Rvu: in the N. 1 Crouse 'vening Post Central African natives a ceremony which includes beat- ing the ground with clubs, uttering ge cries, and then ig freely of a potent native spirit. This ex- plains the rumor that someone had been teaching them to play golf. —Honmorist comicbooks.com