Judge — July 25, 1931 — page 13: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE “And, Lord, please end this awful depression so that terrible Jones boy next door can go to Europe.” VOODOO Te Make An Installment Collector Leave You Alo Grind into a fine powder two alligator teeth, the left eyebrow of a two-year-old jam ese cat that has been caught at mid night, half a mulberry and. the ankle of a black beetle. it the pow der in a little pouch, ‘Tie it with a hair from the tail of a buckskin horse and hang the pouch on a guava tree in the dark of the moon. The next time the collector calls, pay him what you owe him. To Cast A Spell On A Nagging Wife: Mix up two magic potions made with a yellow-and-black gold- fish fin, two drops of sarsaparilla, the tail feathers of a white-winged | bird, the car of a ¢ hitters. Place one of the potions in a bag made from the skin of a left- handed shoat and put the bag under your wife's pillow. Fill a blue bot- tle with the rest of the potion and drop it in a swamp the first time you hear a yellow dog howling at mid- night. Whisper “Abra ca dabra” nine times. Then go home and tell your wife she can have the fur coat, coupé, sports outfit or whatever it is she’s r ing about. » Make Your Most Violent Ene ‘op Plotting To Harm You: Tie the filaments of an old radio tube and a piece of licorice root around the leg of a young lilywhite dove and let the dove fly when you mect a mic SECRETS white mouse eating corn on the cob in Cook up. three a sercech owl and the liver of a jackrabbit, moaning “Hokus Pokus” as you stir it. The next time your the potion in a gopher hole, forget about it and don't interrupt the bridge game by telling about how the doctor told you you were the best patient he ever had and that if you'd waited three minutes longer for the operation he never would have been able to save you, Curt Jouxson a graveyard. from claws enemies call, “L'd like to open an account if this bank can identify itself and give prop- er reference.” |CASHIER i “What are you going to be when you get little, Mom?” nt comicbooks.com