Judge — July 18, 1931 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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Uncle Spike’s Bedtime Stories for Little Racketeers (Continued from page 15) “This week you have,” answers Horace. “Keep your grand. 1 got business to do.” “Well, PI be seein’ you,” Spats Says. “EL can live without it,” Horace comes back. » r WwW) te ace’s offi the desk. “Well, Horace,” he says, “you were right. [ might've known I wouldn't | have any of that money, pretty soon, if 1 kept on spendin’ it, too.” | ] | ] out the beginnin’ of win- Spats comes around to Hor , an’ props his heels up on “What did you do it for, then?” . I figured it out. I couldn't get any fun out of just lookin’ at it, and IT could get some fun out of spendin’ it. I spent it.” “And now [ suppose you want te horrow some from m in a nasty tone of voice. “Not me,” “T don't want to borrow nothin’ from nobody.” “Then what do you want?” Ho Spats says. hy, IT just came around to tell | you that I've organized the Hay and Grain Merchants Benevolent and Pro tective Association,” says Spats. “I thought you'd like to put Ant and Company down as a member.” Iva talkin’ 2" Horace it do I need to be protect- says Spats, “from havin’ end blown out of your ware houses, or from havin’ a guy ta ou with a machine an if I don’t cut you in on pure goin’ to bomb Why, I should say not, Horéee!” Spats says. ‘Do you think I'd say anything like that? What I say i is, you won't be bombed if you sign up with me.” “How much de you want?” asks tells him. “Fift howls Horace. n grand!” "t get aw it right to the Fine! him almost any night in. the sittin’ with the mayor over at my table in the Purple Nose Night Club.” An’ the moral to this story is, morals are a dime a dozen, —Jack Dunn. _DROP THIS ON after and when every meal you need refreshment...... It’s good and an aid to good he TWENTIETH CENTUR Containing more maps ond charts omplete information THE WORLD LIBRARY GUILD alth..... Y ENCYCLOPEDIA 5 5 te antiquity e-Leaf Revision Se: th the latest scientific, and binder, including 2d binding delight- ned on request without CORNS . Palin goes almost instantly, ends corn NE drop of this new formula and any corn soon shrivels up and loosens. Just peel it off with your fingers. It is entirely gone. No more dangerous cutting. 29 This way acts instantly, like a local anaesthetic, to deaden‘most severe pain. Doctors approve its safety. Satisfaction guaranteed. Works alike on any corn or callus—old or new, hard or soft. World's “GETS -1T" ence