Judge — July 18, 1931 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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eee WIGH LA AF (Continued from page * come a red-blooded red. The clubs are dollar-bill green, a winning color, while the diamonds are hot orange red, which is the way diamonds have always heated up my blood especially when I've had to them. The court cards are swell. Bull has riven each individual on the distinctive pan, full of meaning ing each character look exactl f ch’'d look were he come to life. For instance anyway, she to the King s is the most scowling, forbid- -hearted thunderer you ever saw, apparently on the make and try- ing to cow some trembling cutie. The Queen of Diamonds looks as if she'd been carrying on with the Jack of Diamonds, both the latter and the King of Same look that worried. As for the Queen of Diamonds—she's a snappy-looking, empty-headed cluck who uld flatten your pocketbook fastern Peggy Jerce. And so on. The decks can be bad from Saks- Fifth Avenue, and they are not guar- ed to ia money for you, Arms and the Man T" N there's the story of the fellow who was hauled up for stealing. “Your Honor,” he pleaded, “I didn’t steal that apple. My right arm did. I was passing a fruit stand, my ti arm stuck out and helped itself. right,” said the judge, “I sentence your right arm to twenty years. If you want to go with it, all right. If you don't, you can leave it right here now.” “O. K.," said the fellow. “I'll leave ii With which he rolled up his sleeve, unscrewed an artificial arm and walked out. Hihattractions ue lyries to “You Can't Stop Me from Loving You,” from Rhapsody in Black. . . . The Associated Cullid Oakesters broadcasting Darkest Afri- can rhythm from Hahlem thru Sta- tion WPCH. ... The new white bath- ing suits... . The Electric Baseball ame. ... The Al Capone idea of acationing during the depression. . . « Loft’s milk-chocolate covered fruits. ... The strictly California courtesy of cleaning your wind-shield while selling you gasnerl. .. . Ice- ercam made in your own Frigid- e.... The new Eastman Veri- chrome film, not to forget the Ansco all-weather variety. The Grama- phone Shop at 18 East 48th, where you can get all foreign recordings. . . Perelman’s (the 114 wit) sketch in the “Third Little Show.”—Jupce, Jr. CLEVELAND THERE REALLY SHOULD BE RAINBOWS IN THESE SHOWERS... Many are the songs sung in Statler showers these summer days. Sleepy-cyed travelers take to them the first thing in the morning. A few minutes under a bracing needle-spray, and they're fit to conquer empires —and peevish dispositions. And at night, when our guests come back to their rooms — hot, tired, wilted — they make a bee-line for this hot-weather relief. For ten, fifteen minutes, they stand neck deep in. cool, showering water. And as their temperature goes down ... and energy flows back into their limp bodies ... they sing a merry tune... and recall, without envy, the invigorating joys of the old swimming hole. Our guests know, too, there’s one of these showers in eo 8 atler bathroom. In most, it’s in combination with a tub —a deep, gleaming, white tub, big enough for one to stretch in luxuriously. The bathrooms are ample in size, and well equipped. The mirror is correctly ighted. There's a generous supply of soap— and, always, an abundance of immaculate towels. And one of the most welcome conveniences to summer-travelers is the circulating ice water — always available at the push of a button, And you'll find every other Statler feature just as satisfactory, just as “shipshape”” as the show- ers. For the hotels that first taught travelers to expect a private bathroom with shower... morn- g newspaper... radio reception... and many another convenience, with every room... con- tinue toset the pace for the dest in hotel equipment. HOTELS STATLER BOSTON BUFFALO DETRO'NT st. cours NEW YORK, Solel Pennsylvania