Judge — July 18, 1931 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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WIGH (Continued from page 19) burning, though, and be careful you don’t burn up your estate entirely! And the Duette Home Dry Cl keeps you from sweating over cl ing bills. It costs about fifteen o to clean your best suit or dress safely with a non-explosive fluid. b speaking of suits for summer, De Pinna’s offer a snappy double- breasted, two-piece, white linen suit that makes girls turn ‘round and look! It's acceptably formal, too, at the The only objection I have to the suit is the bother of al- ways looking neat in it. I mean the slightest speck on my linens worries me into heat. [ partially solved the problem by having my Chinaman ; company ine everywhere with quic changing spares. He's even been known to change my coat in the mid- dle of a dance at the Tokencke Beach Club, all because I was bumped too close to a salad by a couple who thought they were doing the Rumba. They're worth all effort, these linen suits—I mean I gus © their cool- ness. country casinos. And if you hate summer crowds and prefer the privacy of a flat lonely asinine, ju drink this drink ale w t stay home all glass of 1a dash of lemon juice spoonful of sugar, a bit’ of crushed mint and ice cubes. For some unknown reason, [ find it the coolest drink in the world. If the foregoing suggestions fail to temper your summer, I’m pretty mad and advise you to make app! for membership in a Siberian Nudist Cult!! Incidentally, Ed Graham wants them to put portholes in Frigidaires to put your head in for use on the morning after. Eye-Queues T 0 men were hired at an initial sal- ary of $1,000, payable semi-an- nually. One was to receive an in- crease of $50 every six months, the other an increase 00 every year. Which is the better arrangemen In a certain town 3 per cent of the inhabitants are one-legged and half of the others go barefoot. How many shoes do they require? Little Willie is bathing in the new windowless, water-tite tile bathroom. The tab overflows and Willie to his dismay discovers three things: (1) He can’t turn the water off; (2) he can't make himself h nd (3) he is locked in, The water rises in the room and threatens to drown Willie. But Willie is a Boy Scout and saves him- self. How? Take 9 from 6. from 40 and leave Last week’s—No. 10 from 9 and 50 Sun * o. 2: Your brother's wife's moth- er-in-law, being your mother, is more closely related to you than your aunt, naturally. Pocket Pelmanism Sree I've never taken a memory course for the simple rea I could never think of the name of onc, the Robinson Reminder is about the dandiest little gadget I've fallen heir to in a lifetime, sent me by the m'f'rs. It is a Memory Course adapt- ed to the Wallet and Should be called a Leather Brain by the makers. A simple and handy pocketbook, it con- tains four sey © recesses to store things. One recess is for identifi tory evidence (swell when you are found under a table somewhere on West 52d St. after closing hours). Another is for licenses, ete. (nice to remind you of former marriages, di- vorces, cte.). The third is for calling cards (in case you have any friends | other than collectors). stamps, addresses, ete. And there is a place to keep what they used to call money, a commodity which we used to have nothing else but of, and which ought to come in handy should you ever get any again. But best of all is the Reminder, or the Leather Brain itself. sists of a miniature pad, The last is for This con- tached to the pocketbook and made up of small | perforated sections. On these you can jot down any idea that flashes across the old brain pan should you, of course, ever have any. The perfora- tions make it easy to tear out and swallow ny incriminatory addresses, ete., you may feel your wife won't understand when she rummages thru the Reminder some ni New Decks for Old Joan Beut, the artist chap, has done something very nice, and he can have carte blanche to anything he prefers as far as I’m concerned. He has taken the ordinary deck of Bridge Cards and completely re-designed, re- colored and it. His 1 veddy good taste, with- dness and should suit the most tive bridge or p re-decorat: consery er fiend. ally grati- etting its own The new colors are espec fying, each suit at last individual shade. Th hearts remain the same, excepting that the old blood-pumpers have be- (Continued on page 27) ‘on that | evidence, | spades and | "father couldn't break himself of walking in his sleep—but he could in- sure against mosquitoes.”—Avv. BACKGAMMON A backgammon board that fits your card table. Made of wal- nut, with cork playing surface. Ivory draughtsmen, dice, doubler, leather cups and book of rules. Complete for $14.50 Irene Haullanisne INTERIORS: 37 E. 49th St. New York City Telephone PLaza 3-6418 JAY