Judge — July 18, 1931 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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“BOOKS hattling against the downright 1 tivity of the people around her slowly breaks her spirit. She goes back to r own husband, shoots him and then turns the gun on herself. Which seems to be foolish not to say messy Intermingled amongst this light rted, feckless, yare a few dozen other charac- ters with troubles and self-assumed complexes cnough to undermine even a Christian Scientist. We 1 plan for curing English Lady ists of writi We think the to be sent West and forced into panionate marriages with cowboys. The only trouble is they'd probably make the cowboys neura T mitting we ve vel- ought ne to we may never make the Amer- an Academy of Letters for ad- ouldn’t get through that iphy of O. Henry called “The iph of Bagdad” and though we know it is rank heresy not to have done so, we must go on record as hav- ing heen unable to get through the first few chapters. They were so dull, facts and events were either so poorly selected or written or just plain dull in’ themselves we didn’t have the curiosi life or the writing would pick up later on. However, everybody knows the story of O. Henry. He fond of his ‘throat gurgle, he borrowed from y and he turned out a neat sily as Matty hooked sharp curve. His stories to see whether his everybody twister as over a would be worth millions to him by | now had he live he received but a miserable percentage of this fabulous sum for them at the time. He wrote a musical flop with F. P. A, called “Lo!” When he died he said “Pull up the shades I'm afraid to go home in the dark!" He has had millions of imitators. And that’s about all. Are we trying to belittle the | American de Maupassant? — Hee We're just trying to show we in write his biography better than the above sad authors. It’s another ¢ of a man being sacrificed to his phers and being unable to do hing about it but somersault in his grave. C in “This New York of Mine pauses with a tear in his memories of the vanished and the days wi “Pans Flower and Good for working up a nostalgia if you once played bean bag reverently and drank champagne out of Lillian Russell’s slipper. —Tep Suanr artes Hanson Towne. an Old ghter-loving | not just one...or two... but maybe four. .maybe more...on every round! Tue sitver King can actually lop strokes from your score! Because Silver King is 4.9% to 19.9% more consistent, Who says so? The Consistency Tester... the one true measure of golf ball accuracy. This machine measures the perform: ance-in-play of golf balls. It reveals amazing facts... things you never suspected, It shows way putts you felt had been hit true sometimes roll off line; why your clean drives sometimes break and sail out-of-bounds; why crisply hit ap- proach shots sometimes drop 10 yards short or soar 10 yards over. It isn’t necessarily your game. It’s often that “inconsistent” ball you're playing. You will play a more uniformly good game if you switch to Silver King because Silver King is more consistent. Silver King is more consistent be- cause its internal compression remains uniform throughout the life of each ball. Also, the compression of ail Silver Kings is the same. You get used to playing PLAY Save — strokes Silver King just as you get used to playing a pet driver, Play this consistent ball. Be sure your shots go exactly where you hit them. Eliminate the variable of “erratic” balls... the one variable in your game that no amount of good form or practice can overcome. . Get the new Silver King from your pro or at any good store. Distributed in U. S. solely by John Wanamaker. . . . Golfers going abroad will find the new size Silver King in pros’ shops at British golf courses as well as on the Continent. PROOF OUT OF e000 “SHOTS: SILVER KING 5395 “BULL'S-EYES” BRAND B . . $103 * % BRAND C . . 4948 BRAND D . . 4660 3 = BRANDE .. 4205” of SILVER KING'S RECORD... Out of 6,000 “shots” on the Consistency Tester,Silver King registered 292 to 1,190 more “bull's eyes” than the 4 popular 75cballs tested. Full details are contained in the booklet “Golf —What a Game!” Write for your copy. John Wanamaker, Wholesale Golf Dept., New York City. NEW SIZE... NEW CONSTRUCTION 85c SILVER KING ... it’s more Consistent!