Judge — July 18, 1931 — page 13: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“Aren't men ridiculous! 20th Century Revision refreshment When the mercantile world’s made us dour; Come the flaws in the dial’s entertain- ment Which is known as The Kiddies’ Hour. —C. C. When a hero gets a welcoming re- ception these days, he see flying out of office windows—ticker tape, torn phone brokers. books and despondent Movie Proverbs ne bigger the lobby, the stiffer the usher. The darker the theater, the nar- rower the aisles. The more effective the refrigera- tion, the more certain the pneumonia. The more continuous the perform- ance, the more constant the seat shift- - taller the doorman, the more elaborate the uniforin. The larger the signs, the punker the movie. —R. C. 0. ake An) (REM, Think of their getting fun out of knocking balls into the water!” wre Star (to double)—You'll have to do it again—I've blacked my right eye. WwW comicbooks.com