Judge — July 11, 1931 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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HOW IT HAPPENED Which JUDGE comes in. At the gical moment a Mr. Ait J. Aloe wheeled freely into the JUDGE office with a Big Idea. List this idea, itors is where ning carefully to romptly ted it w how ed s are, dear reader) but no sooner had Mr. Aloe dered him ond buried his body under the floor boards} thon they gotten rid of (some soy they mur- they oppropriated his idea as enthusiastically as though it had en the own brainchild, and, ote its arrival, they went out to raise a few full of joy ot a job well done {not to mention Mr. Aloe). To- day, you will find this ideo given e JUDGE to the world through t puzzles.* AND NOW JUDGE ANNOUNCES 3rd CROSS WORD PUZZLE BOOK JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., 18 East 48th Street New York, N. Y. DEAR SIRS PLEASE SEND ME BOOK, AT $1.50 PER COPY. NAME ADDRESS. . CITY . - STATE *We quote from the Foreword. | out. They promptly went bai (Continued from page 27) cop pinched them promptly and hauled them into court. When they indignantly explained that the bench was their own, they were let off by His Honor and the cop got a bawling k to the park and pulled it again, Three times this happened and three times the same magistrate discharged them, rning them if they came in he'd have to sit on them, tawag! What a wag! v Unimportant Items ney do tell that hundreds of Park Avenue dwellers haven't paid their rent for over « "re not being asked to move empty thir never did le ny time, including dull parties. Who can re member when a landlord was a cross | between a beast and a beast? ainst the law for newsboys more than the prescribed for newspapers. Hence, if they nickel for tomorrow morni paper tonight, you can tell them whe to put it—ri; ack on the stands. The favorite trick of the patrons of the Central Park rowboat fa for one up some nt to rent a boat, then pick half dozen companions at a quiet spot on the other side of the lake, row them around and then dump them before turning the boat in. The per person per hour, quite a little saving. Rather vish as a practice, no? hey have two smoking rooms up at Vassar for the use of the girls. A peep inside is reminiscent of stag night at the B. P. O. E., the smoke clouds are so blue and thick. No- body carries anything less than a flat pack of fift Everybody is intent on keeping kissable and considering | their Adam’s apples, and what is the womanhood of Ame Eliot Atwa me he 1 coming to? or writes me and tells vper until his girl de- | cided she liked the New Yorker bet- ter. It hit him hard for a while, but now he is going back to Jupar again. on account of Peter Arno, But since COPIES OF JUDGE'S 3RD CROSS WORD PUZZLE the recent o given him up completely because her uncle used to be a coachman for the Vanderbilts, Best Steppers Just a Blue-Eyed Blonde—High Hatters—Victor. Low—Waring’s Pennsies—Victor. Look in the Looking-Glass & Nevertheless—Hamp—Victor. Ho-Hum & One More Time—Ted Lewis—Columbia. —Junor, Jn. 31 WIGH LAT lities is | Dancing in the Dark & High and | “The Court of a Million Jewels” The glittering brilliance of Broad- way’s jewelled night is but a step from the TAFT—Ilargest and nicest hotel of Times Square—marble pal- ace of 2,000 rooms, with ballrooms and spacious lounges—and rates so amazingly moderate (from $2.50 with bath) everyone is singing a new song which goes, “TARRY AT THE TAFT, and see New York with what you save!” The TAF T Adjoining Roxy's 7th AVENUE at 50th STREET A BING & BING HOTEL BEST IN GOLF JUTCHART-NICHOLLS CO...SPRINGDALE, CONN. Pacific Coast Dist. Curley -Bates Co., Sen Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle..Leading Pros and shops sell the BTN Line DETROIT'S FINEST UPTOWN HOTEL It seems his girl liked the New Yorker | air out at Reno she has , +4 is near the General Motors, Fisher and New Center Buildings, also automobile plants. A courteous thoughtful staff. Excellent Cuisine. Luxurious rooms at $3.00 per day. THE Abinaton at 700 inte comicbooks.com