Judge — July 11, 1931 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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USED CHARACTER SALE Gor Sare: One “Hard-boiled City Editor, Type No. Al,” found in the first few reels of all newspaper pic- tures. Although he appears gruff on the outside, a heart of gold beats beneath that rough exterior, and he alwa ends by helping the green “Cub” get a scoop on the Asso- ted Press. For Sale, Cheap: One “Standard Wealthy Play’ very useful as a utility in any kind of situation. ‘This is one of our most popular models, and he will fit into a tude of problems. If this interests you, s¢ ying Room dra ci any tra Bargain: Due to an overstocked condition, we ble to furnish a good supply of Model 3A, “Custom- ced G: A nt vogue for this type caused an overstocked condition; this must be cut down, Good Buy: One “Regulation Spoiled Daughter of Rich Man"; very snobbish. Created especially to have an awakening in reel boy, who won't have her for the usual four more reels. Special: One “One Unhappy and Deceived Woman,” who toys with all established conventions of society. This defy which she hurls at the world causes her much trouble for about ten reels, but she will eventually get the mil- lionaire. If you care to see this model, please call early, for it is extremely popular at the present time. when she falls in love with poor Re-verse Reading from left to right in rhyme :why you tell I'll .footless quite find I Shunting back to the left each time eye sensitive the of nerve the Tires This form is more economical too, .classes sighted-near the on far E Tell me, honestly now, don’t you nd wear less Find » Mircnen. sier ?glasses youronte: And something that Seabury is overlooking is the graft that humor- ists have been getting out of New York politics for years. Fatier—IWilliam’s coming along fine. I took the cotton out of my ears yesterday! Prophecy pareveviL, after two tries, final- succeeded in going over N a alls in a barrel. And, unless times improve, some of the rest of us will be going over the hill to the poor- house in one. The Saturday Evening Post now comes to the stands on Tuesday in- stead of Thursday. If they keep mov- ing up, it may eventually be possible to get the Post on Saturday. And what this country needs is a good five-foot parking place. Unemr—What happened? What's the matter? Doctor—It must have been something you said! 18 comicbooks.com