Judge — July 4, 1931 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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And They Cut Wages! A Hetevwoon story bobs up in a London publication that sounds exactly like Hollywood. It appears th 1 talkie was being made out there and the director wanted to get the effect of water being poured out of a arrel onto some boards. The sound an, who gets a heavy ary, nsulted. tried dried peas on oiled paper and that wasn’t it. They tried dropping dressmakers’ pins on a taut square of silk and that wasn’t it. Finally an extra, who gets $7.50 a day (when he works), suggested that they try pouring water out of a barrel onto some boards. That was it! —Watrtree Wincnere in the Daily Mirror Chinese bandits are said gradually to be the upper hand, after which they will be known as states- men, —Ressee Crouse . Evening Post in the } Percival—Mama, may I go outside to see the eclipse of the sun? Mama—Yes, dear, but don't too near, get —Tirt-Bits Hap O'Connor says he is promoting an ice rink that will seat 3,000 skat- ers. —Trp Coox in the Los Angeles Examiner Week's biggest. laff: Mr. Woods, head of Mr. Hoover's unemployment commission, has gone to Europe to | study unemployment. —Paturixper Through the Ages L Carone is not alone In History's ruthless men. Nor is the “Bump Off” all unknown To History's flaming pen. There were great “Bump Offs” In the time of Torquemada’s power, And Roman racketeers were there In Nero's shining hour. The Borgia Gang with spurious pride Took many a rival “for a ride. Ah, proud old nations did condone In times long past an Al Capone: King Henry led a restless life And “bumped off" many a lovely wife. Now Al has no historic claim, No background, no tradition, An Opportunist, let us say, Crowned King by Prohibition. The Old World culture has spewed forth At last the Perfect Bandit; But it's t ew World, not the Old, That has to grin and stand it. —Janer Beecner Oh, na, J. have Stne Wrikley~e Companionship. In life's lonesome moments banish the blues with wrictey’s. Chewing WRIGLEY’S is just like having a.good friend along—and wrictey's IS friendly to teeth, gums and digestion. INEXPENSIVE SATISFYING 4 OCEAN CRUISES TO NOVA SCOTIA The Land of Evangeline A glorious 1400-mile sea trip in the famous de luxe motor-liners “KUNGSHOLM’’ “GRIPSHOLM”’ and S. S. “DROTTNINGHOLM”® Sailing from New York to Halifax JULY 16 JULY 23 AUG. 11 One Price for All Cabins All rooms—outside or inside, single or double—one price $55 for Drettningholm— Gripsholm round trip $70 for Gripsholm Kungsholm round trip You Travel on Two Cruise Liners By changing ships at Halifax you get the thrill of traveling in two modern ocean liners on their regular runs across the Atlantic. Every luxury, swimming pool, deck games, ii music, and the true phere of a transatlantic voya) ways. Membership limited to 200— Reserve now—No Passports Apply to nearest tourist agent, or SWEDISH AMERICAN LINE 22 State Street NEW YORK