Judge — July 4, 1931 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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ARE YOU CONTRACTING ? (an insincerity complex) A YEAR AGO you could get by with— “Sorry, but | don't care for contract bridge. is good enough for me.” The old game NOW, anybody would know that you were afraid Contract was beyond your capabilities. ANY BRIDGE PLAYER may be- come a sound Contract ployer after ten minutes’ study of “MY SYSTEM OF CONTRACT BIDDING" (Third Edition) This book explains the One-Two- Three System of bidding. Simple, Logical, Conclusive. Also a full exposition of the Challenge Bid, to take the place of the Informatory Double, which has been officially adopted by the Knickerbocker Whist Club ond the Contract Bridge Club Edition), by Sidney S. per copy. including +! enclosing $ at $1.10 per copy. copies of Contract Bidding” by Sidney S. Lenz. Panacuete Jumpen—Got anything I can read onthe way down, Mac, ol” boy? Owen Meredith Up to Date V ® may live without battleships, soldiers or guns; We may live without radios, movies or puns; We may live without whoopee and live without sin But here’s where the rub in existence | comes in— A civilized man cannot live kin! without | We may live without brains (and a lot | of us do it); | We may live without money if we 1.0.U, it; We may.live without liquor for social libations. Oh, why can’t we live without lots of | relations ? —Arrien L. Lippaann He—Wonderful night and beauti- | ful girL—achat a combination! Stte—Dear me, does it shor? 29 They were out in his car. “You may go as far as you like,” she said, “but when you park, be sure it is at a Kent Garage.” Located at 6Ist Street and Colum- bus Ave.—44th Street, just east of 3rd Ave.—and the Newark Garage, Washington and Warren Streets. Reasonable Rates